El's definitions

cyberchondriac

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac

'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'

by el January 7, 2005

eL

Me. Stemmed from the arrival of one too many people with my name.

Mikey and Krackhead and eL all were over here earlier.

by eL April 8, 2004

El Scorpion

The fake El - master of deception.
Also a name theif :/
Big headed. See also: Cf who also claims to be god

El's my name, bitch

by El February 27, 2004

cowuuube

An animal created by the zoology dragon in the labs of rathergood.com

Cow!...Cube!...Cowuuube! Cow!...Cube!...Cowuuube!

by El February 12, 2004

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

Gobshite

Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.

"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"

by El April 1, 2005

mingus

Large handmade wooden dildo.
Dick.

Yes this is a fine antique mingus, looks to be from the victorian era.

by El February 3, 2004