Einstein's definitions

Niggar Caek

A type of cake, orignated in Poland. Consists of f1sh stickz and behemoth shit.
Very Good.

I just ate bird shit

by Einstein April 24, 2005

apple works

A bad application made by apple that sucks.
A way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot

Bob: I use apple works
John: Hey Bieber, Bob uses apple works
Bieber: Yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn't know that he is being ripped off by apple

by Einstein March 18, 2005

ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

bieberworks

A free software making company that would like to be world wide liked that isn't, see"idiot".

Johhny: I work for bieberworks
Justin: Wow!, NOT!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

hozy

A sexy male with a very large penis/

HoZy had a three some with Twins

by Einstein February 23, 2005

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 4, 2005

tag along

a person who can not take no for an answer and repeatedly follows people who he thinks he is friends with and he gets bullied.

the red red melon keeps tag tag taggin along!

by einstein January 4, 2005