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Definitions by Egon Spengler

The sound made by a domestic shorthair cat, particularly one named Kira. Commonly thought to be meow, but that is only to the untrained ear. Thought to be the feline attempt to pronounce English words.
"Meef."

"What's that? You need fresh water?"

"Meef."

"Food, then?"

"MEEEEEEEEF."

"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenager clean that up for you."

"Meef."

"You're welcome."
meef by Egon Spengler April 17, 2006
Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.
Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.
glutch by Egon Spengler September 16, 2005
The backstop for a target, as for archery, pistol or rifle shooting. Not to be confused with the part of the stock of a rifle or crossbow that contacts the shoulder of the shooter.
Did you secure the target to the butt? Fine, then let's start shooting.

Raise the butt to your shoulder and take aim at the butt area; exhale slowly and steadily squeeze the trigger as the bull passes through the sight.
butt by Egon Spengler June 9, 2005

squickable 

"Most people would find the concept of smegma particularly squickable." "You are nothing more than a squickable choad."
squickable by Egon Spengler April 17, 2005