EggFuYungAtHeart's definitions

Ex Cool-Wokie

Someone who used to enjoy humor and used to be a cool person but now they've joined the woke mob and you can't even be around them anymore because he/she is so fucking insufferable.

Me and Jon used to be friends, we would watch Family Guy and Idiocracy together and laugh and hang out at Hooters and it was so much fun being around him. Now he's just an Ex Cool-Wokie who tells me how homophobic, racist, and sexist i am whenever i see him. He's such a bummer to be around now.

by EggFuYungAtHeart May 26, 2022

Dinner Date Ghostie

When you are digitally communicating with a girl either online or via texting and everything is going great until you ask her on a date, then she stops communicating.

I thought things were going great with this girl i was talking to online. I texted her, she texted back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i asked her if she wanted to have dinner with me sometime and..... she gave me the dinner date ghostie. Haven't heard from her since.

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022

Michigan J Frogged

Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.

My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

Flag deez nutz

The appropriate reaction to whenever some faggy cockshitter on reddit or urbandictionary or twitter or facebook or whatever website wants to flag your content for being "offensive"

"You can't type out that stuff about Black Lives Matter on reddit like that! You'll get flagged!" - Some faggot
"Flag deez nutz!" - Me

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022

Langpo

Short for "Language police." Refers to someone who strictly polices other people's language in casual conversation.

"people that bail on me are such faggots" - Mark
"omg don't say that word!" - Chris
"dude quit being such a langpo" - Mark

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 1, 2022

Poonjabi

A Middle Eastern girl's pussy

"Hey you dating that hot new girl from class? Where is she from?" - Carl
"Yeah, she's from India" - Jackson
"Awww snap you bout to get some poonjabi!" - Carl

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 28, 2022

College degree

Worthless trash, meant to be thrown straight in the trash can.

I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.

by EggFuYungAtHeart May 25, 2022