I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.
by EggFuYungAtHeart May 25, 2022
Get the College degreemug. Someone who ghosts someone else aka stops communication with them without reason or justification even after attempts by the other person to continue conversing.
"Hey you still talk to Tina?" - Person 1
"Nah she's a fuckin ghostie" - Person 2
"Really? wtf happened???" - Person 1
"I dunno? She just stopped returning my texts outta the blue! I don't fucking know why!" - Person 2
"Wow what a fuckin ghostie" - Person 1
"Nah she's a fuckin ghostie" - Person 2
"Really? wtf happened???" - Person 1
"I dunno? She just stopped returning my texts outta the blue! I don't fucking know why!" - Person 2
"Wow what a fuckin ghostie" - Person 1
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022
Get the Ghostiemug. Someone who always complains about other people "jinxing" things when they are just trying to have casual conversation. It gets to the point of complete insanity and total annoyance because they won't get their dumbass superstitious beliefs to themselves.
"I hope it doesn't rain out the baseball game tonight - Gary
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"
Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"
Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.
by EggFuYungAtHeart March 24, 2022
Get the Jinxbitchmug. I was upside-down eating out a girl during 69 and she screamed "oohhhhhhhh!!!" while she had an orgasm so i smacked her on her ass and said "shut up and put that dick back in your mouth" so she did. Can't blame her though, i gave her the ole 609
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 06, 2022
Get the 609mug. "I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh"
"you didn't know that?"
"Yeah you didn't know that?"
"A couple of years ago before he moved to Atlanta"
"You mean Ron Lumbergh the Initrode guy the young guy?"
"you didn't know that?"
"Yeah you didn't know that?"
"A couple of years ago before he moved to Atlanta"
"You mean Ron Lumbergh the Initrode guy the young guy?"
by EggFuYungAtHeart February 19, 2022
Get the Atlantamug. The biggest faggot jerkoff shitfest in the entire world. There are 130 teams but only 3 or 4 ever compete for a championship. 95% of the teams have absolutely no shot at competing ever because there is no draft, no contracts, no trades, and absolutely nothing that these teams can do against the 3 or 4 teams that all the good players decide to go to. It's almost the exact same goddamn teams every fucking year in and year out and it's the most godawful boring horseshit. On top of all of that, their playoffs are determined by a system of VOTING! Because of all of this horseshit, only retards like college football. This means college football is predominately big in the South. This is a perfect system for these stupid fucking redneck pieces of shit because they hate everybody else in the country that's not in the South so when their football team wins in their corrupt unfair horseshit games, they feel as if they are superior to the rest of the country. They have small, tiny penises so when their favorite team beats an inferior team with no chance of ever competing 84-7 on a throwaway Saturday, it makes them feel better about their micro-weewees. There are a lot of dumb things that exist in this fucked up world, but college football is the biggest crock of horseshit that has ever existed and college football fans that view it as a legitimate product are the biggest faggot pieces of pathetic shit on this fucking Earth. Fuck college football
"hey Central Florida went undefeated! They played 13 games and won all 13 games!" - Kyle
"That's great, too bad they lost" - Stan
"How did they lose? They won every game they played!" - Kyle
"Yeah but the selection committee voted that they weren't good enough to make the playoffs, so another team won the National Championship" - Stan
"But they won their bowl game!" - Kyle
"Bowl games don't mean shit" - Stan
"Wow this sure is stupid, but atleast we helped our football program!" - Kyle
"Actually, now that UCF is good, nobody is going to agree to play them so the school is going to make less money now" - Stan
"Wow college football is the most retarded fucked up horseshit! Who the fuck likes this crap!?" - Kyle
"Southerners, the only people retarded enough to think its worth watching" - Stan
"Oh that makes sense" - Kyle
Fuck college football
"That's great, too bad they lost" - Stan
"How did they lose? They won every game they played!" - Kyle
"Yeah but the selection committee voted that they weren't good enough to make the playoffs, so another team won the National Championship" - Stan
"But they won their bowl game!" - Kyle
"Bowl games don't mean shit" - Stan
"Wow this sure is stupid, but atleast we helped our football program!" - Kyle
"Actually, now that UCF is good, nobody is going to agree to play them so the school is going to make less money now" - Stan
"Wow college football is the most retarded fucked up horseshit! Who the fuck likes this crap!?" - Kyle
"Southerners, the only people retarded enough to think its worth watching" - Stan
"Oh that makes sense" - Kyle
Fuck college football
by EggFuYungAtHeart February 04, 2022
Get the College footballmug. Short for "Language police." Refers to someone who strictly polices other people's language in casual conversation.
"people that bail on me are such faggots" - Mark
"omg don't say that word!" - Chris
"dude quit being such a langpo" - Mark
"omg don't say that word!" - Chris
"dude quit being such a langpo" - Mark
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 01, 2022
Get the Langpomug.