EggFuYungAtHeart's definitions

Caukie slang

Informal slang often used by Caucasions(Caukies) which include terms such as rad, dank, gnarly, tubular, wicked, etc

"That cheeseburger was dank as fuck, too bad you hit that gnarly pothole on the way over here, that was wicked weak. Other than that the trip was flippin rad" - Brad
"wtf do these words mean!?" - Tyrone
"Bro you should brush up on your Caukie slang" - Brad

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

Aldi

A grocery store chain that sells godawful, horrible tasting cheap food but their customers are 100% either crackheads or people who fucked up and had too many kids. When they say how good the food is, what they really mean is how much money they can save on buying food so they can spend on crack or taking more dick so they can have more fucking kids. Aldi milk tastes like the cow had cancer. Aldi ice cream tastes like a bowl of sad.

"I got a gallon of milk for 49 cents at Aldi" - Jessica
"Yeah that milk tastes horrible, why don't you just buy normal milk?" - Thomas
"But think about all the money i save by buying milk at Aldi!" - Jessica
"You're just gonna spend it all on crack, shut up" - Thomas
"Hell yeah! And thanks to Aldi's low prices i can buy a new crackpipe to smoke even more crack in!" - Jessica

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

609

When you give a girl an orgasm, the big O, in the middle of 69

I was upside-down eating out a girl during 69 and she screamed "oohhhhhhhh!!!" while she had an orgasm so i smacked her on her ass and said "shut up and put that dick back in your mouth" so she did. Can't blame her though, i gave her the ole 609

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 6, 2022

Ghostie

Someone who ghosts someone else aka stops communication with them without reason or justification even after attempts by the other person to continue conversing.

"Hey you still talk to Tina?" - Person 1
"Nah she's a fuckin ghostie" - Person 2
"Really? wtf happened???" - Person 1
"I dunno? She just stopped returning my texts outta the blue! I don't fucking know why!" - Person 2
"Wow what a fuckin ghostie" - Person 1

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

Atlanta

Where Ron Lumbergh moved after he slept with Joanna

"I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh"

"you didn't know that?"
"Yeah you didn't know that?"
"A couple of years ago before he moved to Atlanta"

"You mean Ron Lumbergh the Initrode guy the young guy?"

by EggFuYungAtHeart February 19, 2022

Jinxbitch

Someone who always complains about other people "jinxing" things when they are just trying to have casual conversation. It gets to the point of complete insanity and total annoyance because they won't get their dumbass superstitious beliefs to themselves.

"I hope it doesn't rain out the baseball game tonight - Gary
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"

Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.

by EggFuYungAtHeart March 24, 2022

College degree

Worthless trash, meant to be thrown straight in the trash can.

I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.

by EggFuYungAtHeart May 25, 2022