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Also known as Axl. The retarded singer in the same band as Goosetard. He has an awful and high singing voice and likes to have goose fits with Goosetard while making people's ears bleed.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
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Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 24, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Flu mug.A phrase used by people that hate Chav Music. It means I need a shit. The main few phrases used to mean the same thing are I need a rap, I need a rave. I need a gangsta rap, I need an R&B, I need a clubland, I need a hip-hop, and I need a pop. They originate from the phrase I need a Chav Music.
Dad: Shall we go to ADSA then Flonkule to see Daniel the Spacker?
Flonkule: Yeah one sec, I need a rap.
Flonkule: Yeah one sec, I need a rap.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 19, 2009
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Hhhhhrice,
Peeeaaaa, and
Fried Cickon.
Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Hhhhhrice,
Peeeaaaa, and
Fried Cickon.
Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Nog: Me Hhwanta Hhhrrrice and Peeeaaa.
Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.
Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.
Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!
Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.
Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!
Waitor: That is a pea.
Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!
Waitor: Your what?
Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!
Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.
Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.
Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!
Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.
Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!
Waitor: That is a pea.
Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!
Waitor: Your what?
Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009
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MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
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by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
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Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
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