Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

Alan

A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.

There's a nice Alan today.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Bat Wings

The hanging flap under the arm seen on older women

The old lady had bat wings you could have tied a knot in.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

tief

(noun) thief, mugger, robber (always a black person)
(verb) to go out stealing

Man, we was out tiefin' when de fuzz done catch us.

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

Restroom

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).

Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

mince pie

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

buttlover

A fan of the posterior, can also be written butt-lover

I am a buttlover par excellence; you can't beat a nice piece of arse.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006