Edna Sweetlove's definitions

tonsil slurp

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils

He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Dame Judi

This is rhyming slang.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.

It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.

1. Who made that awful Dame Judi?
2. The toilet was filled with a terrible Judi Dench.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".

I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Dustbin

This is Cockney rhyming slang for a Jewish person;
Dustbin lid = Yid

It is moderately impolite.
It can be used with or without the second word "lid"; in traditional Cockney usage the "lid" would always be omitted.

1. He never trusted a Dustbin.
2. Everyone knew Sammy was a Dustbin Lid.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Brown-Nose

To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".

"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Horse

Abbreviated version of "horse and cart", traditional Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".

He did a huge horse and the pong was fucking horrid.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Gaza

1. Lip.
2. Cheek

Cockney rhyming slang: Gaza Strip=Lip

1. I gave him a fat Gaza.

2. He gave me Gaza so I thumped him one.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010