Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Bum Fun

anal intercourse specifically and also in a broader sense appreciation of the buttocks

I love bum fun both ways

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Horse

Abbreviated version of "horse and cart", traditional Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".

He did a huge horse and the pong was fucking horrid.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Cottage Queen

A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.

George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Fagnet

A woman who attracts gay men

Liza Minelli is nearly as big a fagnet as her old Ma was!

by Edna Sweetlove October 5, 2006

Chicken farmer

A male homosexual who likes young boys (chickens)

He was a renowned and infamous chicken farmer.

by Edna Sweetlove October 4, 2006

turd prodder

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".

I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010