Definitions by Edna Sweetlove

buttlover 

A fan of the posterior, can also be written butt-lover

I am a buttlover par excellence; you can't beat a nice piece of arse.

buttlover by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

Cottage by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Restroom 

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).

Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.

Restroom by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

sir anthony 

Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt"; named after Sir Anthony Blunt, well-known traitor

That George Bush, he's a total Sir Anthony!

sir anthony by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

mince 

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

mince by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

mince pie 

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

mince pie by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Horse 

Abbreviated version of "horse and cart", traditional Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".

He did a huge horse and the pong was fucking horrid.

Horse by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006