Edna Sweetlove's definitions

velcro head

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull

Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

sir anthony

Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt"; named after Sir Anthony Blunt, well-known traitor

That George Bush, he's a total Sir Anthony!

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Chicken

A young boy, attractive to pederasts

Joe was very fond of young chickens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 4, 2006

Latvak

A Latvian person, or thing.

The town is crawling with Latvaks now Latvia is in the EU

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

ugly pills

The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire

Condo Rice takes her ugly pills every day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 3, 2006