112 definitions by Eddy

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 4, 2007

X-Sux

an unfunny pun created by 12 year old X-Box haters, often used by fanboys

by Eddy October 18, 2003

Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

god

Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.

by Eddy June 30, 2003

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by Eddy September 11, 2017

booty

A part of the body where the thighs meet. If's it's really big, it's often attractive.

I like really big booties.

by Eddy December 23, 2003