Eddy's definitions

fascism

The mortal enemy of anarchists. They must fight it at all costs.

Oh great. The fascists are back. Anyone willing to take them on?

by Eddy December 23, 2003

booty

A part of the body where the thighs meet. If's it's really big, it's often attractive.

I like really big booties.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 18, 2007

See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.

Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

by Eddy July 31, 2007

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

by Eddy June 17, 2007

Terra Pvlchra

A micronation in a story by the same name that was written by me. They use Tëlþuilgoç. They are known for not liking capitalism a whole lot.

You're more liberal than the communist party and Terra Pvlchra combined.

by Eddy August 19, 2003