Eddy's definitions

Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

hamtaro

a children's anime that people often forget about the target audience and compare it to Cowboy Bebop and InuYasha which both have a completly different target audience

Idiot #1: HAMTARO IS GHEY!
Idiot #2: WE LIKE BEBOP, NOT FOR THE STORY LINE OR CHARACTERS BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE AND FAYE IS HOTTORZ!!!11

by Eddy October 19, 2003

Bubble Bobble

a classic arcade game in which two bubble-blowin dinos named Bub and Bob rescue their girlfriends from the cave of monsters

Bubble Bobble is one of the greatest arcade games ever made

by Eddy October 21, 2003

Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.

Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.

by Eddy January 4, 2008

Flakebook

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

by Eddy September 5, 2007

the one

The person who is supposed to be able to defeat the agents in the Matrix.

Neo is beleived to be the One.

by Eddy June 26, 2003