Ed Bodine's definitions

full shit hands

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.

He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.

by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008

Cigarooper

This is when a smoker, usually a chain smoker, smokes a cigarette then proceeds to take a dump. The smoke smell is so overpowering that it carries into the bathroom via hair or clothes and mixes in with the poop aroma. There is usually a 15-30 minute window for the poop and smoke mixture to wear off after such a visit to the restroom.

Don't go in there, a cigarooper just left and the whole place smells like a stale bar restroom after a long night.

by Ed Bodine August 8, 2008

Forwaholic

Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.

"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."

by Ed Bodine June 5, 2009

Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Curry Fury

This is a violent and sudden shit evacuation caused by the overeating of a food drenched in curry and heavy spices from India. A person is usually very lucky if they've made it to the shitter in time.

That poor cab driver is going to have to burn that cab after the curry fury I left in the back seat!

by Ed Bodine March 24, 2006

chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.

"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."

by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008

Poop soup

This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!

I found a bunch of Poop Soup in my Tank after Jeff's friends left the party yesterday.

by Ed Bodine September 19, 2005