weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.
After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.
by Ed November 05, 2003
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assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.
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The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.
by ed July 25, 2004
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lori

Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.
Yooooooooo Lori is so hot,... damn.
by ED February 16, 2005
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fratastic

Being very Frat boy like; possesing the desirable frat boy qualities.
"Dude, I'm so fratatic, I haven't cut my hair in a year and only own Polo shirts!"
by Ed May 16, 2003
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Dictator

what i would like to be when i grow up. i would like to be dictator of japan
all hail Ed, the best dicator in the world
by Ed June 06, 2005
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pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Ed January 20, 2005
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old school

the cool way of dressin and bein
me sam and nock are old school
by ed February 23, 2004
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