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assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.
History:

The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.
by ed July 25, 2004
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Fonando

Fonando is a word used to describe an instance in which a female's underwear is visible when she sits down because she is wearing a skirt and fails to cross her legs. The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School. See also Punando.
Snap a pic of that fonando when she sits down!
by Ed April 24, 2005
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lori

Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.
Yooooooooo Lori is so hot,... damn.
by ED February 16, 2005
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underage beer liaison

Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.
"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"
by ED March 16, 2005
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ginger kid

Eric Cartman is a ginger kid, but only because he made fun of them and stan wanted to educate him.

i watched the south park episode with a ginger kid

kids with red hair and really white skin. the cause of this is a resessive ressesive gene. if you are a ginger kid, and your wife or husband is a ginger kid, all of your children will be ginger kids.
Eric was turned into a ginger kid by a daywalker

Anthony is a ginger kid

you could have been a ginger kid
by Ed February 9, 2006
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alene

a person, usually a girl, who is way too classix to bone
dave: you well want to bone her don't you
ed: no shes an alene
by ed July 7, 2004
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thingy

Male: The catch on a woman's bra
Female: Any gadget intended for a man.
Male: I can't undo this thingy, dammit!
Female: What's that thingy do?
by Ed October 11, 2003
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