Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Apple Smash

To pound the booty. Pillaging, but albeit pleasurable, anal sex.

I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.

Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Droppin’ Charlie Brown

When you drop a big shit full of peanuts.

I downed a whole bag of roasted peanuts at the ball game last night. Needless to say I’m been droppin’ Charlie Brown all day today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Whoreing

Availaling onself for sexual activity. Regardless or partner, time, place or sexual act, one who is whoreing does it all.

Braaaaaahhh. Is your mom home or is she out whoreing again?

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Wash My Berry

To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.

I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.

I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018