Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2015
A male act of self-pleasure whereby a girthy object, I.e., a butt plug or dildo, is inserted into the rectum followed by a hardcore wank to orgasm. Known to stimulate the purple plum.
Every day after class, Roger would hurry back to his dorm for a quick plug and tug before his roomies got home.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.
Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009
When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
Similar to a cream pie. A hot, thick load of male semen dripping from a well fucked vagina aka gutter
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017