Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Get the Beef Barnaclesmug. A red penis.
My dog hog is sore today.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
Get the Dog Hogmug. The post coital amalgam of pussy juice/squirt and semen glazing and glistening on the penis. Becomes sticky and tacky over time. Best enjoyed quickly then wiped clean or removed orally by a skilled and loving partner.
Rachel is a human fountain the way she squirts. Needless to say I was covered in sugar glaze last night. But she gave me a lip bath and cleared it up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
Get the Sugar Glazemug. by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Butter-Ballermug. The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015
Get the Spewtummug. The horrendous case of onset diarrhea caused by colonic disagreement with one's consumption of the wildly popular Asian dish, Kung Pao Chicken.
I'm headed to Sing''s House of Noodles. Want to come?
No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.
No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.
by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016
Get the Dung Paomug. This skrug is killing me. I need to cut it out.
I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.
I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
Get the Skrugmug.