Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Rav-vag

To go ravenous on the vagina during oral sex. To eat her pussy out in a voracious manner as if your are starving and haven’t eaten in days.

I went all rav-vag last night on Rachel. She came three times.

I love it whe he eats me out rav-vag style.

Rav-vag by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Coochillin’ 

Having sex. Getting some a that coochie cooch cooch.

I’ll be coochillin’ with Rachel tonight so don’t be texting me Braaaaaahhhh.

Coochillin’ by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Scrambled Smegs 

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

Scrambled Smegs by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Frosted Dough Boy 

When you harness your cock with a cock ring and after it becomes swollen and engorged, you cover the cock and balls with pastry icing and let your girl go down and suck that fat old dough boy.

Rachel loves the sweet, mouth filling good time of sucking my frosted dough boy.

Frosted Dough Boy by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Diableeder 

One that experiences a horrific round of bloody diarrhea. Usually a mixture of excessive drinking and hemorrhoids.

I’m a diableeder today. My piles are killing me and I’m hung over as hell. Not good.

What the hell happened on this toilet? Sorry braaaaaaaaahhhh. Diableeder.

Diableeder by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Nutsworth 

A big, thick nut load of jizz. A copious rope blast of porn star quality.

Rachel opened her mouth and I feed her my nutsworth.

I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.

Nutsworth by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Cream the Corn 

Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.

Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up

Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.

Cream the Corn by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018