Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Dung Pao

The horrendous case of onset diarrhea caused by colonic disagreement with one's consumption of the wildly popular Asian dish, Kung Pao Chicken.

I'm headed to Sing''s House of Noodles. Want to come?

No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.

by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Skrug

A ball of multiple, knotted, dangling ass hairs.

This skrug is killing me. I need to cut it out.

I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Sex Marathon

Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.

Roger's wife had a hella sore snatch after an all night sex marathon.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Droppin’ Charlie Brown

When you drop a big shit full of peanuts.

I downed a whole bag of roasted peanuts at the ball game last night. Needless to say I’m been droppin’ Charlie Brown all day today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Whoreing

Availaling onself for sexual activity. Regardless or partner, time, place or sexual act, one who is whoreing does it all.

Braaaaaahhh. Is your mom home or is she out whoreing again?

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017