Sack Smacking

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.

I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Giblet Pinch

The unavoidable defecation brought by consuming a large holiday meal.

It's never thanksgiving without a giblet pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Beef Hide

An excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Chodifferous

Reference to one's dirty, sweaty, foul, cheese-like smelling chode and junk.

I have to hit the shower after that work out or is no way Carla is going to slob my chodifferous knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016

Jelly Ring

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.

I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017