Bean Stew

A hot, multi-female, all nude, sex party.

Come on over to the dorm. We are having bean stew tonight.

I love a good bean stew.

This club is full of hot lez. I’ll round up some for bean stew tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018

Rub My Kitty

What she says when she wants a little love action on that pussy.

Rachel: Please come home. I need you to rub my kitty.

Roger: On my way!

by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2018

Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

First Course

A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.

Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

Swamp Muck

A shit stain from swamp ass.

When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.

Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.

Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.

by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017

Beef Poppers

Big, beefy testicles. Heavy hangers.

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018

Gravy Banger

A male who relentlessly continues to hump and pound the vajayjay after busting one, even two, nuts inside his girl.

Carl is a gravy banger. He nuts up his old lady and just pounds her to a frothy, drippy cream.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016