Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
Get the Glute Glazemug. Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.
I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.
I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
Get the Tonsil Stickmug. The genitals and or asshole of a dirty, street walking prostitute, offering a smorgasbord of filth, disease and parasites from scabies, tape worms to STDs.
Despite the fact that they are nothing more than a worm farm, Carl still picks up prodtitutes on a regular basis.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017
Get the Worm Farmmug. Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.
During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014
Get the Dry Fondantmug. A protruding set of female nipples. Firm, rigid and stiff very pronounced though the female's blouse or top.
Dan couldn't help but notice his coworker Tonya's pripples after she came out of the walk in freezer.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
Get the Pripplesmug. A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Squidge Markmug. When a chick takes on multiple cocks at the same time and all come in different sizes, shapes and color.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Get the Cock Medleymug.