Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lapsing

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Tingle Bean

Momma's fat, aching and engorged clitoris.

Connie grabbed her boyfriend by the neck and shoved his face straight down on her tingle bean and said "Now eat!"

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Flapulence

Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.

Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015

Busted Cheese

Rank as nasty farts. Vile, putrid, rotting carcass kinda stank.

Alright mutha fuckers who busted cheese? Nasty ass.

I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.

This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Cheezyballs

When a dudes balls are ripe with a repugnant, ripe cheese smell. Often due to poor hygiene and sweat.

I went down to give him the best head of his life but gagged on his cheezyballs.

I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

Hot Gummy

The performance of felatio, dome or head by a male or female without any teeth. The hallmark of a Hot Gummy is that is exceptionally wet, slobbery and skin to gum contact feels silky smooth.

Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.

Roger always enjoyed visiting his grandfather at the retirement home. During grandpa's nap time, Roger would troll the resident rooms until he found a willing granny to indulge him in his penchant for a Hot Gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2014

Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009