Cum. Your man load. Man juice. Serving up your hot, creamy cum load to your girl and stringing it around her face like a warm cheesy fondue.
I took Sophie to the Melting Pot last night. She really enjoyed the fondue. But she really savored the mandue I fed her when we got home.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.
I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
Typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is ejaculated all over the giver's nose and nostril area. The end result is this gooey semen resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal passages.
Sandy was giving Robert head in the back bedroom at the party. He blew a huge Snot Wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.
by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2015