Eaton Holgoode's definitions
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Dick Neckmug. When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.
Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
Get the Graspercatemug. I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?
That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.
It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.
It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Bakin’ a Snakemug. The genitals and or asshole of a dirty, street walking prostitute, offering a smorgasbord of filth, disease and parasites from scabies, tape worms to STDs.
Despite the fact that they are nothing more than a worm farm, Carl still picks up prodtitutes on a regular basis.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017
Get the Worm Farmmug. Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
Get the Glute Glazemug. A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Squidge Markmug. Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.
I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.
I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
Get the Tonsil Stickmug.