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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Gagisthenics 

Throat exercises and gag reflex training performed to reduce or eliminate gagging while sucking and deep throating a hard cock.
My boyfriend makes me practice my gagisthenics while he watches Netflix.

Summer Onions 

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

Winter Onions 

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

Dribblegasm

When a dude is no longer able to power nut and bust a thick rope and just dribbles jizz during an orgasm.
I remember when I was a teenager I could sling a jizz rope halfway across the room. Now I just dribblegasm when I cum.
Dribblegasm by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018

Juice Cork 

A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.
The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.

My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.
Juice Cork by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018

Dirty Spaghetto

When a well hung Italian male cock slaps you real good and smacks you about the face with his flaccid penis.
I hooked up with Antonio last night and he gave me the dirty spaghetto.
A dude sporting a hard, rigid cock.
This locker room is full of cocketeers.
Cocketeer by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018