My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.
Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.
Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.
Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.
Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.
Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.
by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2015
Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.
Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.
Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
When an individual's attitude and demeanor becomes extremely sensitive and emotionally tender with regards to certain subjects and specific criticisms and/or comments.
Howard is so sensitive about his job performance. Any time his boss or co-worker tries to make a suggestion, he always cops a Nippletude. A crude reference to sensitive nipples.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015