Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.
The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.
Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.
Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016
Get the Plaster Castmug. Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
Get the Muddy Playing Conditionsmug. Dried and sticky remants and residue of sexual fluids found along the edges of, down the wall by and on the floor around glory holes.
I went to theater booth glory hole to get a good wank but there was so much glorydue my balls stuck to the edge.
Some whore was sucking my knob through the glory hole last night but every time she moved I could here her shoes stick to the floor. A lot of glorydue in there.
Some whore was sucking my knob through the glory hole last night but every time she moved I could here her shoes stick to the floor. A lot of glorydue in there.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
Get the Gloryduemug. Frank drilled my dirt bucket last night. I can't shit today.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Dirt Bucketmug. Steven: How as your date last night with Rachel Bro!!!!
David: It was hot yo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!
David: It was hot yo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Augeringmug. A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.
Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.
Even better!
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.
Even better!
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014
Get the Dangling Pineapple Pizzamug. The act of a taking a dehydrated defecation, induced by a high fiber diet, which results in multiple nugget sized pebble turds. These pebble turds sink to the bottom of the stool where they accumulate to form what resembles a rock pile.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009
Get the Rock Quarrymug.