Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Summa Ballz 

When your balls and ball sack are hot, sticky and sweaty from summer heat and humidity. The sack, especially shorn scrots, cling and stretch to the inner thighs.

I’m glad winter is about done but I’m not looking forward to the chaffing I get from having summa ballz.

I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.

She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.

Summa Ballz by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Pud Mud

The glazed coating of semen and fecal remnants on the penis after anal sex.

Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.

I got skunk junk from this pud mud.

He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.

Pud Mud by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Cotton Excavation 

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

Cotton Excavation by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Backtang 

The bunghole. The other sex hole. Backtang is juxtaposition to Poontang.

See also backpussy.

I was pumping that shit hard but my dick slipped out and I popped her backtang.

She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.

Backtang by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Crack Cheese 

A stank ass booty hole.

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

Crack Cheese by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

Beef Skin by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Kentucky Waterboarding 

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

Kentucky Waterboarding by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018