When ya hittin her pussy hard, usually from behind, and she is so sloppy and so wet ya fuck noise sounds like ya stirring a bowl of warm mac n cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2015
The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.
Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018
Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015