Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Tight Sleeve

Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.

Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.

I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.

Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018

Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Coffee Pinch

The need to defecate after drinking a cup of coffee.

I just drank a venti Starbucks. Imma bout to take a coffee pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Crease Fuzz

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.

I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Beef Wrapper

A condom.

She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.

I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015