Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Hot Smear
A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.
My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.
After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.
I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.
After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.
I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.
Hot Smear by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Scooter Juice
Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Scooter Juice by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Mustard Tongue
The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
Mustard Tongue by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Coffee Chop
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.
This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
Coffee Chop by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Bungee Box
A pussy that snaps back nice and tight no matter how many times it’s used and abused. It’s the gold star of poon.
Thanks to Rachel’s amazing bungee box, everyone in the train at her birthday gang bang got to experience that tight little snatch.
Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.
After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.
Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.
After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.
Bungee Box by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Skin Doggin’
I was skin doggin’ last night at the car park. Some horny slut was taking on anyone that passed by.
I only go skin doggin’ with prostitutes.
I was skin doggin’ that toothless homeless guy behind the dumpster at lunch break. The smell was horrific but I needed to nut and a hole’s a hole. Right?
I only go skin doggin’ with prostitutes.
I was skin doggin’ that toothless homeless guy behind the dumpster at lunch break. The smell was horrific but I needed to nut and a hole’s a hole. Right?
Skin Doggin’ by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Sea-Bagging
Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.
Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
Sea-Bagging by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018