Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Uncled

When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Blue Ball Gala

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.

Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Cockshut

1. English dialect meaning evening twilight.

2. English slang meaning when your slut cuts off the poon access and you ain’t getting any pussy for one reason or another.

1. What a beautiful cockshut it is tonight.

2. The bish done gone cockshut on me after she caught me looking at snap nudes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Greasy Sausage Casing

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.

Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009