Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.

Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018

Panty Squirrel

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.

Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Boxing Gloved

The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.

Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.

Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Adobe Pancake

An adobe pancake is performed after consuming high fiber organic foods and must take place in sunny, warm weather. To create, a women or man, lies in the sun on their back. The woman's or man's partner then squats over their stomach and defecates a full bowel release. Upon excretion, the feces is patted to a flat, one inch consistency with the hands or simply by patting it down with the provider's ass. The adobe pancake begins to form as the feces dries and hardens in the sun. Then end results is a solid, durable, material. Adobe pancakes are achieved with best results when performed on vacation in the Middle East, North Africa, South America, Southwestern North America, and in Spain.

After a day of sight seeing in southern New Mexico, John and Cindy returned to their sunny resort side pool. Inspired by the adobe architecture of the dessert southwest, John dropped trousers by the pool and dumped a load on Cindy's stomach where he patted it down and it eventually cured to a delightful Adobe Pancake in the hot desert sun.

by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2009

Rectal Extracation

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018