A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.
Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
Licking someone's booty hole before checking for cleanliness leaving your lips and mouth puckered like you just sucked a lemon. That booty is just a little too tangy.
Dan had dreamed of one day eating his cousin's ass. When that day finally came at the family reunion, he dove in that booty only to get lemon rimmed.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
I buried my face in her mounds of joy.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
by Eaton Holgoode October 04, 2018
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
The gold star standard of female vaginas. A perfectly manicured and tended garden. Fragrant and delecate. The perfect balance of taste, smell and appearance.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
The vagina.
Leo's girlfriend was wearing a mini skirt with no panties. Throught the day, Leo would simply life the shirt and eat some Chicken at the Y whenever he wanted.
by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009