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Fizzy Gummy

A blowjob given by a toothless hooker whereby he or she places an Efferdent tablet, an Alka Seltzer or some other effervescent product in their mouth creating a bubbly, fizzy and smooth feeling experience.
Dan picked up a toothless crack whore on the way home from the office for a quick blowjob. Expecting the same old he was pleasantly surprised when she popped an Alka Seltzer in her mouth and gave him a Fizzy Gummy. He threw in an extra dollar tip for a job well done.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2015
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Ballsweatic Vinegar

Ripe, tangy, vinegary ball sweat. Brought on by heat and exercise. Prolifically located in the creases around the sack and taint.
I just scratched my balls. If you would like to sample my ballsweatic vinegar let me know.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Stank-Slapped

Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.
I picked up a prostitute last night and got stank-slapped. But it was worth the $20.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
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Juicy Brown

Juicy Brown is an alternative expression for the asshole, bung, shit chute, turd cutter, pipe cutter, dirt hole, mud pit, brown eye, cornhole, rectum, anus.

Juicy Brown can be used to:
1. Discreetly refer to the anus when the situation requires discretion.
2. Refer to an individual in a derogatory manner.
3. Describe the anal area in terms of one's thorough enjoyment of pleasuring this zone through acts such as analingus and anal sex.
Examples:

1. Excuse me Carl, I have a little emergency. I need to step out and check on Juicy Brown. I will be right back.

2. Frank stop being a dick. Sometimes you are a real Juicy Brown.

3. Tony: What's up Roger? How was your date last night with Tonya?

Roger: It was sweet Brohh!!! She is super wild!

Tony: What did ya do Braaahhh?

Roger: Went down and had me a little Juicy Brown!

Tony: Sounds yummy!
by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2014
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Pickle Skin

A disease riddled, genital wart covered penis.
That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.

Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
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