Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Very tight, not yet wet, morning pussy. Perfect time to hit that pussy if she’s normally a little on the loose meat side.
Rachel’s mornin’ hole is so tight it turns me into a two pump chump. That same shit later in the day is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I rolled over for some momin’ hole today. Man that shit was tight.
I rolled over for some momin’ hole today. Man that shit was tight.
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018
Get the Mornin’ Holemug. When she slobs your knob and performs with all the fine lady like mannerisms including gobbling down your man goo and dabbing the corners of her mouth with a fine lace napkin.
Rachel is so refined. She’s a keeper. She did the princess slurp last night. I think I could really take her home to mom this time.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
Get the Princess Slurpmug. by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the Tag Team Championmug. Rachel made me deep nut last night from milking my prostate.
My sack is empty after that deep nut. Broke a sweat with that one.
My sack is empty after that deep nut. Broke a sweat with that one.
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
Get the Deep Nutmug. A state of extreme, chaotic dysfunction when reality turns to insanity and disbelief as a result of dirty secrets coming to light.
When I finally told my mom that Uncle Frank and been slipping me the finger during sleepovers at his house, it unleashed a Duggarnaut of family chaos that that no one had seen since my brother's return from Catholic summer camp with an anal fissure.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Get the Duggarnautmug. A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.
Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
Get the Spritzingmug. Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Terddlermug.