Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Throwing Back The Shutters
Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
Throwing Back The Shutters by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Faux Anal
Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
Faux Anal by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009
Shit Cert
When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.
Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Shit Cert by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009
Fresh Muffin
Dude! I heard you went out with Meghan last night and got some.
Yea, Braaaaa. Knocked it up good!
Ya know she's only 17.
No dude. Her birthday was last week. She's now a Fresh Muffin.
Sweet!
Yea, Braaaaa. Knocked it up good!
Ya know she's only 17.
No dude. Her birthday was last week. She's now a Fresh Muffin.
Sweet!
Fresh Muffin by Eaton Holgoode June 30, 2009
Facility Fishing
Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
Facility Fishing by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
Prince's Crown
Prince's Crown by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
Ripe Banana Peel Back
The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.
Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.
Ripe Banana Peel Back by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009