I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.
Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018
Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.
Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.
Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2015
John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2015
Vaginal discharge of a dirty prostitute or your average street walking whore. Generally of the ripe, pungent and smegma like variety.
She dropped her panties yo and there were beavarrhea stains. The smell quickly followed. I was gagging braaaaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2017
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018