by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.
After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2015
During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”
My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.
Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.
Your mom gives the best nug jobs.
Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.
Your mom gives the best nug jobs.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Construction term for rancid, shit filled portable toilet on a hot construction job site. Also referred to as a Turd Cooker.
Stan was hungover from weekend partying. He had no choice but to pop a squat and drop a greasy shit on Monday in the job site's Shit Bakehouse.
by Eaton Holgoode April 08, 2015