Cockamore

A condition creating an overt love for the cock. A real cock lover. Can’t get enough. A real cock monger.

Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH

It wasn’t until gym class that we all figured out Roger suffers from cockamore.

That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.

Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.

My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Wegging

Wanking your cock while your girlfriend is pegging your ass from behind with a large strap on dong.

Rachel and I we’re wegging last night. I busted a rope all over her pillow she was hitting my prostate hard.

by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2018

Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2018

Prune Juicin'

Shitting your brains out. Massive rounds of explosive, wet diarrhea.

Are you all right in there braaaahhh? Sounds like someone's dumping buckets of water. Brooohhh I am prune juicin' bad. I think it's those wings and cheap beer last night. I can get off the shitter. It just keeps coming.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Meat Drops

Low hanging, heavy testicles.

She teabagged my meat drops.

Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.

You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017

Chubdale

Penile smegma of the ripest and cheesiest consistency.

I need to take a bath. The chubdale is getting thick.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019