Mushroom Tart

An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.
Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015
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Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.
I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
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Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018
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Cheddar Bum

A sweaty, filthy, stinking anal region.
Baby I can’t take it. It’s making me gag. Go wash ya cheddar bum.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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Holin’

To have sex. Or going out in search of sex.
I’ll be holin’ Rachel after work tonight so don’t call me.

Hey braaaaahhhh. Let’s go holin’ tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2018
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Pickle Skin

A disease riddled, genital wart covered penis.
That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.

Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
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