Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Flap Fingered
To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.
Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!
Flap Fingered by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014
Service Charge
The expectation of one's date, male or female, to receive an additional gift of monetary value for providing sexual favors during or after a date. A Service Charge occurs when money has already expended over the course of a date. For example, after an individual pays for an expensive dinner, concert tickets, or other dating event and his or her date expects an additional gift of monetary value after putting out during or after the date. For example, the expectation flowers, jewelry or other gift be provided the next day for his or her sexual performance.
Shanttai: Hey girlfriend! How was your date with Jerome last night?
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.
Service Charge by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2014
A Bob Costas
At the point of climax during felatio, you blow your load gizz in the left eye of your lover, male or female, leaving them with a red, squinting and swollen eye giving the appearance of bad case of pink eye. Inspried by the reported pink eye of Bob Costas during the Sochi Olympics in 2014.
Roger: Hang on babe, I about to blow my load.
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
A Bob Costas by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Sochi Stink
The Sochi Stink is the ripe, pungent emission of foul, human body odor of athletes and visitors at the Sochi Olympic Games. The Sochi Stink is developed over the course of up to 17 days (the length of the Olympic Games) and directly from the refusal to take a shower or bath in the hotels in the Russian city of Sochi during the 2014 Winter Olympic games due to the Russian Government's deployment of hidden cameras to monitor and watch activities in hotel showers.
Deployment of the Russian shower cameras at the 2014 Sochi Olympics was inadvertently disclosed when Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak was asked about conditions in hotels and the lack of water, the subjects of ongoing media criticism.
Deployment of the Russian shower cameras at the 2014 Sochi Olympics was inadvertently disclosed when Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak was asked about conditions in hotels and the lack of water, the subjects of ongoing media criticism.
US Team Coach: Already everybody, great practice today. Let's hit the showers.
US Team Captain: F*** that! The Russians are watching the hotel showers on camera!
US Team Coach: Really? What are we going to do about bathing after practice and the competitions?
Us Team Captain: Nothing. We will just have to live with the Sochi Stink till we get stateside after the games.
US Teach Coach: Should be a ripe flight home!
US Team Captain: F*** that! The Russians are watching the hotel showers on camera!
US Team Coach: Really? What are we going to do about bathing after practice and the competitions?
Us Team Captain: Nothing. We will just have to live with the Sochi Stink till we get stateside after the games.
US Teach Coach: Should be a ripe flight home!
Sochi Stink by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Show Your Olga's
An alternative, less forward way to request a member of the female sex to flash, expose or otherwise display her breasts to you. Ideally, asking a female to show her Olga's would be when she is wearing a zippered shirt, blouse or half shirt. However, any top will suffice. Show Your Olga’s was inspired and coined for use after Russian Speed Skater Olga Graf celebrated after competing to win the bronze medal in the Women's Speed Skating 3,000-meter at the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. During her celebration she unzipped her skating outfit but forgot she had no clothing on beneath her extremely tight uniform.
Dude: Whaaaassssuppp! Babe. Lookin good. How bout cha Show Your Olga's!
Chick: Mmmmmm that's so hot. Zipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like?
Dude: Helllzzzz yea! Best set I have seen since Sochi!
Chick: Mmmmmm that's so hot. Zipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like?
Dude: Helllzzzz yea! Best set I have seen since Sochi!
Show Your Olga's by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Dick Tinsel
Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.
Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.
Dick Tinsel by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013
Decorating Party
An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.
Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Decorating Party by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013