Eaton Holgoode's definitions
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Dick Slickemmug. To receive a vigorous hand job aka tug job whereby the giver is at least an arms length distance from the receiver's throbbing knob this requiring a significant reach while giving a good up and down wank.
Cindy gave me a hand job in the theater last night. But to avoid it being so obvious, she sat with a seat between us and gave it to me reach and pull style. I still nutted up her shirt sleeve real good.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
Get the Reach and Pullmug. A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
Get the Fapal Tunnel Syndromemug. I just got back from the gym and Sonja dropped my shorts and started sucking my cock. Guess she didn't mind the half sour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
Get the Half Sourmug. Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Hot Summer Saladmug. A woman, most often of the slut variety, that offers up her vajayjay to just about anyone, male or female. As peddler implies, such offerings of the vag are not without cost. The vag is offered for something in return such as gifts, fancy dinners, vacations or other means of enrichment. It is important to note however, that traditional Fur Peddling is not the same as traditional prostitution as it is not intended as a crime. Just a slutty ho's way of improving her lifestyle.
Rhonda: Tracy is such a slut. She is always spreading her legs for some Sugar Daddy.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
Get the Fur Peddlermug. by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Olive Basketmug.