Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018
When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.
Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.
Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.
Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.
Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Rachel is a Porkopotamus.
I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.
I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018
Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2015