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When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.
Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
Get the Dad Bag mug.When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.
I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Sausage Sampling mug.Testicles of a male over 60. For reasons unknown, they are often prominently displayed while walking about men’s locker rooms. Generally saggy and more than a touch of gray.
The geriballz were flopping in the locker room today.
The old guy next to me had his geriballz hanging out of his shorts.
The old guy next to me had his geriballz hanging out of his shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018
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Get the Kink Think mug.Rachel and I were rubbin’ skins last night. She came three times.
That hooker charged me $20 for rubbin’ skins. I think she gave me the drip.
That hooker charged me $20 for rubbin’ skins. I think she gave me the drip.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Rubbin’ Skins mug.That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Baboon Fur mug.A sexual act which is same as any other foot job or foot fuck except that the provider has a severe case of bunions on both feet. The bony protrusions are highly pleasurable to the receiver's fuck knob as they provide additional, rigid stimulation that is not otherwise provided by someone with soft, non-bunioned feet.
Carl loved getting a good foot job to pacify his foot fetish. While he enjoyed a getting off on a girl's soft feet, he truly preferred the enjoyment and stimulation of a good old fashioned Bunion Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
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