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Date Gape

Is a continued feeling of orifice openness that occurs after having a date with a partner involving willing and consensual anal or vaginal sex. Date Gape is the desirable feeling that one's arse or vagina is still open, throbbing and gaping after having ass wrecking and vajayjay pounding sex leaving one wide open and filled with pleasure. Date Gape can last up to 24-48 hours post coital activity.
After a wonderful evening out with her blind date, Tonya invited Blair back to her apartment. After some friendly foreplay, they went to the bedroom and engaged in several hours of anal and vaginal sex. Blair later went home and left Tonya in a euphoric state with Date Gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2015
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Onion Sak

A hot, sweaty, smelly scrotum. Smells of pickeled onions and ripe cheese.
My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.

I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.

Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.
by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017
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Hooker’s Mouth

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.
Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018
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Grandma’s Drapes

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017
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Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Hemmed

No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
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Bone Grafter

A young, inexperienced girl that does not know how to give head. Provides a painful, toothy blow job experience until mentored in the proper techniques.
You get some dome last night from that hot chick braaaahh?

Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
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