Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Rip and Stitch 

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.

Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!

Rip and Stitch by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014

Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.

Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.

Rectal Exorcism by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014

Busting a Greaser

To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.

Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.

Busting a Greaser by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014

Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.

Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.

Go To The Light Carol Anne! by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014

Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.

Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.

Satan's Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Vienna Fingers 

Vienna Fingers is the sexual act of female receiving a fingerbang from a male or female partner. The hallmark of Vienna Fingers is that the fingerbanging is performed by someone of Austrian descent.

Susie finally hooked up with the new exchange student at her school from Vienna, Austria. After a few dates, she finally let him give her the Vienna Fingers.

Vienna Fingers by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Mud Room 

A Mud Room is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, cable dropper, gravy blaster.

Roger was feeling extra horny this evening so he asked his girlfriend Tonya if he could spend a little time in her Mud Room. Tonya was more than willing and let Roger dive into her Juicy Brown.

Mud Room by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014