The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.
I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.
I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
Bone Meal is the slang version for blissfully feeding (inserting) your engorged, throbbing, veiny member to the inviting, gaping and willing open mouth of your sexual partner (male or female) to perform fellatio.
Stan: I can't wait to get home tonight Bro!!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2014
Similar to the Gak Towel and Doddle Rag. However, a Gak Sak is when a tube or dress sock is used during male masterbation to reduce the amount of spunk mess and limit the required clean up time. The Gak Sak is great for quick wanks on the go. The Gak Sak is placed over the penis and gratification is achieved through the individual's desired stroking action. Upon ejaculatory release, the sock, which is functioning as a receptical sack for the spunk, neatly and conveniently contains the spooge inside avoiding a sticky mess and/or spooge-spackled belly button. Gak Saks may be, but do not require, cleaned after each use. However, most users of the Gak Sak use it over and over again without laundering. This creates a stiff, rigid material over time which they can stand in a corner and show friends who generally admire with awe the achievement of Gak Sak Stiffness. Eventually, the Gak Sak must be laundered or disposed due to discomfort during use when becoming too rigid.
Herschel was an avid viewer of online porn, but found that his masterbatory spunk was creating a sticky, spunk residue on his keyboard and was taking him way to long to clean up between jerk sessions. To avoid a spunky mess and maximize his wank time, he engaged the use of a Gak Sak with one of his tube socks. After repeated use, Herschel was able to stand it next to his computer for quick access. His friends were amazed.
by Eaton Holgoode August 28, 2013
A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016