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Rim Mate

That go to person or persons, male or female, that you can count on when you need a good Rim Job. They love Rimming and you can always count on a Rim Mate to toss your salad and give you some juicy Analingus.
When Sonja needed a little back door action, she could always call on Roger, her Rim Mate to get a good Rim Job on her luscious Booty that would make that Booty Juice flow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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Dry Bag

A male that has gone an extended period of time (at least two weeks) without having the pleasure of release from an orgasm from sex with a willing partner.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, Gary went almost a month having no luck at getting laid. He finally cured his case of Dry Bag with a good old fashioned wank into his gak towel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2015
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Cabbage Crotch

The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.
After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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Lucky Dick

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.
Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Porcelain Drips

Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.
Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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Dry shit

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.
I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
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Border Batter

The condition whereby one experiences massive gastrointestinal explosions of gas and liqui-shit after consuming too much food from Taco Bell.
John made a run for the border with a late night Taco Bell visit. He paid the price the next day when the 4 bean burritos he ate came back out as Border Batter.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2009
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