A condom.
She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.
I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.
I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 06, 2017
The natural, non-assisted opening of a person's pucker hole when laying face down, back arched and ass up.
Carla crawled up on the bed and gave Dan an Organic Spread and Dan dove right into her pucker hole with his hot wet tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
I pulled back her bean bonnet and exposed her engorged clit.
My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.
My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
by Eaton Holgoode August 07, 2018
Multiple festering small, round and thrombosed external hemorrhoids around the anus creating the appearance of a ring of very ripe, red raspberries around the oring.
Sonja begged Carl not to perform anal sex on her. He wore her out from the night before and left her with a Raspberry Ring and needed time to heal up and let the Tucks Medicated Pads provide a little cooling relief.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.
Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.
The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.
I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.
The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.
I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2018