Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pull Boy

A male of any sexual orientation that offers to perform a hand job for money, food, a car ride, or a place to sleep for the night.

Finding himself short on cash for rent this month, Dan had no choice but to work as a Pull Boy over the weekend to make ends meet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015

Lip Bath

When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.

I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full of nut and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.

You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

She All Husky

Reference to a female with one wooly, hairy vagina like the fur on a purebred Husky.

My girl doesn’t shave her beaver. She all husky down there.

I hooked up with a hot lipstick lez last night and we went back to my place for a hot scissor. She rubbed my cooch raw cause she all husky.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Wanker's Warts

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.

Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Dirty Spaghetto

When a well hung Italian male cock slaps you real good and smacks you about the face with his flaccid penis.

I hooked up with Antonio last night and he gave me the dirty spaghetto.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2018

Fudge Vein

The anus. The bung hole. The arse. The rectum.

I drilled deep in her fudge vein.

Her fudge vein was a little dirty.

My fudge vein is sore today. I took it long and hard.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Rusty Shank

A dirty, male penis. The male with a Rusty Shank has sex with multiple partners, generally over the course of a day, and stabs that knob in any hole he can penetrate. The hallmark of the Rusty Shank is neglecting to wash the genitals in between sexual encounters.

After banging his secretary at the office, Roger left and picked up a prostitute for a quick $10 anal. He then went home to his wife and fed her a Rusty Shank while watching Netflix.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015