Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Drip Rag
An alternative reference to one's towel, rag or sock used to wipe up semen, vaginal or booty juice after sexual activity. Drip Rag may also be known as Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Gramdma's Tea Towel.
After unloading a nut in his girlfriend's ass, Carl tossed her the Drip Rag from the night standup to wipe up before she could leak all over his new comforter.
Drip Rag by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2014
Bust a Growler
To drop an excruciatingly painful shit that has been growling in the intestines. Typically results from poor dietary choices or spicy meals.
Sherwin scarfed down several bean burritos during his lunch hour. During his afternoon Kaizen meeting, his stomach began to rumble and slosh. As the sweat began to bead his brow, he could wait no more. He excused himself and performed a Hope Pinch all the way to the men's room where he barely reached the stool to cop a squat and Bust a Growler.
Bust a Growler by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014
Moist Flapper
The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.
Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.
Moist Flapper by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014
French Kissing the Walrus
The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.
Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
French Kissing the Walrus by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014
Hope Pinch
The Hope Pinch is the extra, self-tightening of the anal sphincter when suffering from a severe case of diarrhea. The o-ring is pinched much tighter than usual in hope that one doesn't not accidentally shart or shat themself. The Hope Pinch is most commonly deployed when one battling severe squirts finds themself, or is required to be, a less than comfortable distance from the nearest restroom.
Gary had been suffering frome severe diarrhea for several days. Finding himself on the brink of dehydration, he needed Gatorade. Having no choice, he did a Hope Pinch and headed to the grocery store. Unfortunately as he pulled into the parking lot, all Hope was lost and Gary had the warmest, wettest assplosion yet.
Hope Pinch by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014
Vacadouche
The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.
Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
Vacadouche by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014
Hot Gummy
The performance of felatio, dome or head by a male or female without any teeth. The hallmark of a Hot Gummy is that is exceptionally wet, slobbery and skin to gum contact feels silky smooth.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Roger always enjoyed visiting his grandfather at the retirement home. During grandpa's nap time, Roger would troll the resident rooms until he found a willing granny to indulge him in his penchant for a Hot Gummy.
Hot Gummy by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2014