When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.
by Eaton Holgoode May 09, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.
I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.
I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 25, 2009
Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009
WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.
I just gassed braaaahhh.
Dude!!! That's fetted!
I just gassed braaaahhh.
Dude!!! That's fetted!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017