Hump Duke

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.
I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
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Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.
I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.
I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Blue Ball Gala

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
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Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.
Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
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Chokin’ Rope

Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.
Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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Yukon Jacked

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.
I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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