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Hot Butter Drops

Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.

I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.

I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
mugGet the Hot Butter Dropsmug.

Dick-a-thon

When a horny, slut takes on as many dicks in one day (or night) as she can. Whether it be one on one encounters or gang banging, all count towards her Dick-a-thon.
Rachel took on 26 cocks on Saturday. She’s a true gold medalist in her Dick-a-thon.

I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
mugGet the Dick-a-thonmug.

Lilly Willy

Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.

He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.

Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
mugGet the Lilly Willymug.

Tugging Curtains

After a long day at work, Carla got home, drew a hot bath and spent the next hour tugging curtains.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
mugGet the Tugging Curtainsmug.

Jeb Jab

Intentionally poking somone with the tip aka Jeb End of your penis.

May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.
Dan’s milfy mom was bent over so I walked by and gave her a little jeb jab.

After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.

I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
mugGet the Jeb Jabmug.

Twat Rotten

Something foul and rotten smelling that's akin to a ripe, stanky Whore's pussy.
What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
mugGet the Twat Rottenmug.

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.
My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
mugGet the Flap Jackermug.

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