Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Crease Fuzz

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.

I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Coffee Pinch

The need to defecate after drinking a cup of coffee.

I just drank a venti Starbucks. Imma bout to take a coffee pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Womb Beater

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Fuzzy Mimosa

A hairy, but absolutely wonderfully tight and warm, female vagina.

I fingered Sandy's fuzzy mimosa last night. She was so tight and wet. She was flopping around and squirting like a porn star.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Dolphin Skin

The smooth, soft labial walls of a very wet pussy.

Rachel is pure dolphin skin.

I needed no lube to hit her dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Bishop

Irreverent slang for the male penis.

Mom: What are you doing in there? Open this door!
Son: Hold on!! I'm Bopping my Bishop.

Mom: Wash up when your done. It's time for dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017