Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Poking the Purple Plum
To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.
Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015
Meat Carving
The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.
Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.
Meat Carving by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015
Bologna Whaffs
A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.
Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?
Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?
Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.
Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?
Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.
Bologna Whaffs by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015
Dirty Brillo
A hairy female vagina that was ineptly cleaned post sex. The clinging array of cum and love juices dried in the pussy hair resemble a dirty, used kitchen sink Brillo pad that was used to clean up scrambled egg remnants from a frying pan.
David picked a local prostitute on the way home from work. Wasting no time to get his $10 dollars worth, he pulled her panties down but realized she was sporting a Dirty Brillo and settled for a hummer instead.
Dirty Brillo by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015
Fur Peddler
A woman, most often of the slut variety, that offers up her vajayjay to just about anyone, male or female. As peddler implies, such offerings of the vag are not without cost. The vag is offered for something in return such as gifts, fancy dinners, vacations or other means of enrichment. It is important to note however, that traditional Fur Peddling is not the same as traditional prostitution as it is not intended as a crime. Just a slutty ho's way of improving her lifestyle.
Rhonda: Tracy is such a slut. She is always spreading her legs for some Sugar Daddy.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
Fur Peddler by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
Heated Oven
A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.
After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.
Heated Oven by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015