A submissive, toothless but otherwise denture wearing, geriatric female that willingly submits to her Dom by performing sloppy, wet, toothless head aka Hot Gummy or Underwater Gummy.
Frank's volunteer work at the local geriatric center and swim complex enabled him to regularly satisfy his need for Dom/Sub relationships and feed his penchant for toothless head from a number of indentured servants.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2015
A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.
Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2015
When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.
Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018
When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017
A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017