Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Beef n’ Chedder

A dude with a big penis and lots of money.

She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Pork Bait

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Trim the Lawn

To groom, trim and tidy up the hair in one’s pubic or anal region.

Rachel needs to trim the lawn. It’s looking a bit bushy down there.

I’ll trim the lawn tonight before we go out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Robe Up

Slipping on a condom. Sheathing up the penis.

I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.

I always robe up when I do a prostitute.

I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.

Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Lunch Meat Slap

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018