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1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
Get the Tuna Poke mug.Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.
I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Get the Cheese Finger mug.The stoma opening for a colostomy bag. For the adventurous and twisted, an extra and different orifice for sexual activity.
When I found out the prostitute I picked up had a colostomy bag, I paid her an extra $10 to shag her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Hip Hole mug.When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.
Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
Get the Pump Stank mug.A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2013
Get the Jiggling Jim mug.After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.
I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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