Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Tight Sleeve

Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.

Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.

I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.

Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018

Grandpa's War Goggles

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.

Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Shitsturbate

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.

After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.

I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018

Ass Stogie

A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.

Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

Vagidictorian

A dude with the schlong so big pounds the top of the female cervix.

Roger is a vagidictorian. He beats my guts so hard my cervix is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019