1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.
2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.
2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.
My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.
I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.
I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
Tagy Tailgating Sauce is enhancing addition to the pungent fun associated with traditional tangy tailgating as defined on Urban Dictionary. One who is performing a tangy tailgate enjoys the experience even more when tangy tailgating sauce is created from the mixture of saliva and the remnants of a Grease Ring. The result is a tangy, savory mixture that only the bold can truly enjoy.
Charles: Hi Frank. How's your girlfriend?
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.
Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!
Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.
Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!
Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2018
When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.
I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018
The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2015