A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.
Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.
After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
This locker room is full of cocketeers.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018
Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.
You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?
Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.
The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.
Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.
The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016