When a group of uncut males get together to purposely pull and tug on each other's foreskins to see who's will stretch the furthest.
Frank remained the champion of his Bungee Brothers. His buddy was able to tug and stretch his foreskin a full four inches.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.
Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
I’m so sore today. Terrance busted my smymen last night.
Her smymen was so freakin tight I could barely get in and punch through.
Her smymen was so freakin tight I could barely get in and punch through.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
by Eaton Holgoode June 25, 2009
When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.
For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.
Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.
Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.
Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.
Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2018