Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Waddle Job
To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.
Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.
Waddle Job by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Tug Boy
A male that graciously offers up a tug job upon request. The Tug Boy may offer their services for some form of consideration such as cash or drugs or they simply may be promiscuous and enjoy giving a good handy and do it for free to anyone that asks.
Dan enjoyed spending the weekend at the local gay bar. He earned extra cash by offering up services as a Tug Boy in the restroom.
Tug Boy by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Office of The Tugger General
A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.
Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.
Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.
Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
Office of The Tugger General by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Six Ounce One Eye
Akin to the Six Ounce Rib Eye, the Six Ounce One Eye is just a meaty reference to a stiff and rigid Cock.
Gary: Hey Dan. How was your date last night with Kendra from Accounting?
Dan: It was great brooooohhh! Took to dinner for Sushi then back to my place where I fed her a Six Ounce One Eye.
Gary: Choke on Braaaaaahhhhh! Choke on!
Dan: It was great brooooohhh! Took to dinner for Sushi then back to my place where I fed her a Six Ounce One Eye.
Gary: Choke on Braaaaaahhhhh! Choke on!
Six Ounce One Eye by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Bone Dancing
Bone Dancing by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
The Show-Me State
1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.
2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.
2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.
2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.
The Show-Me State by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Cock Hopping Ho
An all around cock craving, cum loving slut. Spends most of her life on her back and on her knees. Has frequent and multiple partners.
Don: Hey Bruce. What can you tell me about Rhonda in accounting?
Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.
Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.
Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.
Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.
Cock Hopping Ho by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015