Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Hot sex between two or more females. May include scissoring, oral, fingering, dildo action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the clitoris.
Dana and her girlfriends love to get together on Saturday night for a little Netflix and Smacking Beans.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Get the Smacking Beansmug. Her nightstand was full of flavored gap jelly. What a freak.
I finally let her peg me last night but it took a whole tube of gap jelly.
I finally let her peg me last night but it took a whole tube of gap jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Gap Jellymug. She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
Get the Yogurt Pouchmug. A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.
After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
Get the Heated Ovenmug. When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.
I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018
Get the Scoop Analmug. Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Mr. Softeemug. Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.
Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
Get the Lady Muttonsmug.