Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.

The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.

I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Caged Pup

A extremely horny, but very sexually inexperienced, male or female.

Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.

Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.

Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Smash Juice

Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.

The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.

I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Kink Think

A state of mind of perpetual kinkness. Everything, no matter the subject, turn twisted and kinky.

No matter who’s talking to me about what, my kink think is always in control.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.

I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015