Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015
Get the Wet Apple Bobbingmug. Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.
I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Lunch Break Specialmug. Any improvised device used for the purpose of sexual stimulation and/or masturbation. To be considered a Diddledo, the device's primary functioning purpose must not be for sexual gratification. For example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a Diddledos when they are used to diddle one's self to a euphoric state of sexual bliss.
Having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, Jane decided to be adventurous and used her new Martha Stewart Collection spoon handle as a Diddledo and made herself squirt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
Get the Diddledomug. Streaks and stains and dribbles is stool in the gusset of a dude’s underwear from poor wiping or semi-loose stool and a little too much flatulence.
My wife said she’s done doing my laundry. Too many chili dribs.
Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.
My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.
Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.
My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Chili Dribsmug. When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.
Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
Get the Udder Jobmug. Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
Get the Prune Mingemug. by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Grease Trumpetmug.