Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Stinkie Pinkie

When you are finger banging the old lady and you sneak your pinkie finger tween her ass cheeks and tickle in and/or around her fart box. Usually performed along with oral sex but not always.

I gave the old lady the stinkie pinkie last night. She was flopping around squealing like a pig.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.

My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Meat Saw

A dirty prostitute with extremely sharp teeth and a snaggletooth mouth that loves to give head.

Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.

Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.

Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.

Carl: Sweeet!

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

Hittin Rotch Bottom

Sex with a chick with a ripe stank puss and/or stank ass.

This bar is such a dive. Picking up any hoe here will be hittin rotch bottom.

Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Dad Bag

When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.

Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.

That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017