Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Beatin Beets
To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.
Beatin Beets by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
Stuffed Grapes
1. When you stuff your scrotum and balls into the willing mouth of your mate/partner.
2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.
2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.
Example 1: While performing oral sex, Carl pulled his knob out of Wendy's mouth, laid it on her nose, then commenced to give her some Stuffed Grapes.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.
Stuffed Grapes by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
Pinky Browns
Carla jumped in the pool at the party but her top came off. Roger spotted her bouncy boobs floating in the water and was impressed by her delightful Pinky Browns.
Pinky Browns by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
Rim Mate
That go to person or persons, male or female, that you can count on when you need a good Rim Job. They love Rimming and you can always count on a Rim Mate to toss your salad and give you some juicy Analingus.
When Sonja needed a little back door action, she could always call on Roger, her Rim Mate to get a good Rim Job on her luscious Booty that would make that Booty Juice flow.
Rim Mate by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Grandma's Drapes
An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Grandma's Drapes by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Bungion
A ripe smelling bunghole. Typically smelling of picked onions which is a general amalgam created by Gusset Vinegar and Moose Jelly.
Dan: Dude WTF is that smell? Smells like someone just shit a jar of pickled onions.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.
Bungion by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Sweat Hole
A wet, sweaty crotch and grundle area which is ripe with ass stank from sweat and fecal remnants. Created from long, hot sweaty work outs or steamy sex sessions.
Dan: This locker room always smells like fucking ass. Why is that?
Joe: Cause everyone in here has a Sweat Hole Braaaahhhhh. You sniffing stank ass.
Joe: Cause everyone in here has a Sweat Hole Braaaahhhhh. You sniffing stank ass.
Sweat Hole by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015