Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grundlebate
A highly stimulating sex act whereby your sexual partner tightly, but gingerly, pinches your grundle while you furiously and feverishly masturbate yourself. To perform properly, your mate must pinch the grundle between their thumb and forefinger and must tug this fleshy area back and forth and up and down in rhythmic and synchronous harmony to the recipient's stroking and beating of their turgid cock. Said act is known for explosive orgasms but can result in a very sore taint if performed too frequently.
Carl exploded in a body quivering orgasm after his girlfriend helped him get off with a little Grundlebate action. She tugged a little to hard though and Carl's taint was a little tender to the touch the next morning.
Grundlebate by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Fuck Knob
Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.
Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.
Fuck Knob by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Analitical Knowledge
An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.
Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.
Analitical Knowledge by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Bungophile
An individual infatuated with the ins and outs of the human anus and rectal cavity region. The Bungophiles analitical knowledge is vast and ranges from anatomical, medical conditions to the sexual and the ability to exploit the area as one of the body's erogenous zones.
Candy: Hey Mary. How are things with your new boyfriend Carl?
Mary: He's gone. I booted his ass out.
Candy: Why? He seemed nice.
Mary: That dude was a Bungophile. He was always trying to poke around my backdoor. That's a one way street baby.
Candy: Really? That's too bad. Maybe I will call him if you don't mind. I enjoy some stuffed mud now and then.
Mary: He's gone. I booted his ass out.
Candy: Why? He seemed nice.
Mary: That dude was a Bungophile. He was always trying to poke around my backdoor. That's a one way street baby.
Candy: Really? That's too bad. Maybe I will call him if you don't mind. I enjoy some stuffed mud now and then.
Bungophile by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Stuffed Mud
Candy decided to call Mary's old boyfriend Carl and seek out a date. Mary said he was a bungophile and given that Candy loves a little Stuffed Mud, it was a match meant to be.
Stuffed Mud by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Genital Dribblies
The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
Genital Dribblies by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Overland Squat Blossom
A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
Overland Squat Blossom by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015