Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Greasy Maxine

When you fart and shit a little bit.

Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2017

Gumstitute

A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.

Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016

Warming The Leftovers

The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.

Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Bumpin Beans

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

Cowl-Neck

The foreskin of a male's penis that is extremely meaty and hangs in a draped fashion similar to a cowl-neck sweater.

Rhonda loved giving head to uncut men. She loved going out in search of a meaty Cowl-Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015

Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Flegging

When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.

After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016