Eaton Holgoode's definitions
To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.
Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
Get the Waffer's Wipemug. Rachel’s Snapchat story clearly reflects her headitoral opinions.
My mom has been monitoring my social media accounts. She’s a little disappointed in my headitorial stances.
My mom has been monitoring my social media accounts. She’s a little disappointed in my headitorial stances.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Headitorialmug. A prostitute, a homeless street whore or a meth mouthed meth whore, willing to provide $20 hand jobs for food and/or drug money.
Roger drove through the hood on his way home from work and picked up a prostitute who graciously slapped his man meat around when he asked for a Tubber Rubber.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Tubber Rubbermug. Thick, pungent, lingering gas that is the result of eating blackened seasoned foods. Blackening is one of the most flavorful ways to prepare food that will leave you with spicy elemented swamp gas. The hallmarks of Cajun Swamp Gas are its spice filled after notes and their power to linger in the air for extended periods. Makes for the best, but the worst, dutch ovens.
Carl couldn't resist eating a giant blackened shrimp po' boy for dinner. The blackened seasoning fired up Carl's bowels and he was dropping Cajun Swamp Gas all night. It was so ripe that he gave his girlfriend a dutch oven to share the rancid stench.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
Get the Cajun Swamp Gasmug. That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.
Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.
That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.
Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.
That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
Get the Purple Popmug. Braaaaahhh. What a mess. I just blew some yankee stew. I couldn't find my gak sock. Pretty sure your mom took it.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Yankee Stewmug. I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
Get the Slapped with Stankmug.