Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Friar Tuck
Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.
Friar Tuck by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
Gusset Tuffet
A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.
Gusset Tuffet by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
Vegturbate
To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.
Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.
Vegturbate by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015
Flap Jaw
Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
Flap Jaw by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015
Flap Jaw
Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
Flap Jaw by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015
Lady Glaze
This delicious, moist, slick and shiny vaginal juices that glisten the female crotch. These juices are known for creating glazed donut face on a lover giving cunnilingus. Making a snail trail on a lover's leg when she rubs the super wet muff against the leg begging for penile insertion. and post coitus, leaving their lover's throbbing knob shining like polished glass.
Roger dove right into his girlfriend's super wet snatch. His lips and chin glistened with her lady glaze.
Lady Glaze by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015
Computer Aided Fap (CAF)
Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.
Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.
Computer Aided Fap (CAF) by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015