When your girl unexpectedly shoves her dry, bony finger up your asshole while giving you a blow job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.
This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.
Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.
I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.
I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Unfortunately, I was watching CSPAN all day. What a waste of time. Nothing more than Political Ass Vomit.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017