Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Friar Tuck 

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

Friar Tuck by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.

Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

Gusset Tuffet by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

Vegturbate

To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.

Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

Vegturbate by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Flap Jaw

A male or female who's jaw dislocates multiple times while performing oral sex.

Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.

Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.

Flap Jaw by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Flap Jaw

A male or female who's jaw dislocates multiple times while performing oral sex.

Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.

Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.

Flap Jaw by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Lady Glaze

This delicious, moist, slick and shiny vaginal juices that glisten the female crotch. These juices are known for creating glazed donut face on a lover giving cunnilingus. Making a snail trail on a lover's leg when she rubs the super wet muff against the leg begging for penile insertion. and post coitus, leaving their lover's throbbing knob shining like polished glass.

Roger dove right into his girlfriend's super wet snatch. His lips and chin glistened with her lady glaze.

Lady Glaze by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015

Muscle Rub 

A rough and vigorous hand job.

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.

Muscle Rub by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015