Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.

I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Grandma’s Drapes

Saggy vaginal lips.

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017

Hooker’s Mouth

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.

Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018

Veggiebator

An individual that uses vegetables to masturbate.

Rachel is a veggiebator. She loves to shove a cucumber up her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Beef Bag

A prostitute, slut or a sleep around whore.

Unless you want an STD, stay away from Carla. She's a beef bag.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Spank Meat

Slut. Whore. Well used pussy.

Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.

My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Mud Avenue

An alternative way to reference the rectum, the anus, the poopshoot, the hershey highway, the brown eye.

Carl: How was your date with Cindy last night Bro?
Chaz: It was wild yo! I was tappin it doggie and she told me it was time to take a walk down Mud Avenue.
Carl" No way!
Chaz: Yea Brahhhhh! Strolled down that muddy road for an hour!

by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014