Clear the Jungle

Groom the pubes. Shave the pubic region of thick hair.
Rachel needs to clear the jungle. She let it go way too long.

I couldn’t find her clit on that wooly mess. I told her to go clear the jungle and come back to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Truffle Honey

That sweet tasting booty juice one enjoys on the palate when eating out someone’s ass.
Rachel’s truffle honey is the sweetest. Imma eat that ass as soon as I get home.

Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.

She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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Rope Slinger

A male that slings long strands of semen when ejaculating.
Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2015
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Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.
There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Half Sour

A hot, sweaty, vinegary cock n' balls. Usually the post work out or hot, humid day kind.
I just got back from the gym and Sonja dropped my shorts and started sucking my cock. Guess she didn't mind the half sour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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Fur Peddler

A woman, most often of the slut variety, that offers up her vajayjay to just about anyone, male or female. As peddler implies, such offerings of the vag are not without cost. The vag is offered for something in return such as gifts, fancy dinners, vacations or other means of enrichment. It is important to note however, that traditional Fur Peddling is not the same as traditional prostitution as it is not intended as a crime. Just a slutty ho's way of improving her lifestyle.
Rhonda: Tracy is such a slut. She is always spreading her legs for some Sugar Daddy.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
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Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
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