Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Crotch Tracks 

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.

Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.

Crotch Tracks by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Truffle Honey 

That sweet tasting booty juice one enjoys on the palate when eating out someone’s ass.

Rachel’s truffle honey is the sweetest. Imma eat that ass as soon as I get home.

Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.

She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.

Truffle Honey by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Gusset Nugget 

When you shit your pants on accident or from inability to hold it any longer and lay out a ripe, steamy turd in your grunders.

Having lost my ability to pinch any longer and still miles from the nearest bathroom, I dropped a gusset nugget and cleaned up at the next rest area.

I was walking to the shitter when I lost all control and pinched a gusset nugget.

Gusset Nugget by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.

1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.

Holiday Balls by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

Prune the Shrub by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Pink Knot 

A beautifully skin tone blended and bleached balloon knot. No brown round. Perfectly blended and of porn star quality.

The Anus.

Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.

Pink Knot by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Dainty Whore 

A female that acts all prim and proper but in reality, is a cum loving, leg spreading, cum one, cum all, piece of walking fuck meat.

Rachel is just the nicest human being I know. So polite and well mannered. Are you serious? You know she’s a dainty whore.

Dainty Whore by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018