by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017
Get the Cheese Finger mug.Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.
I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Get the Hank Wank mug.The stoma opening for a colostomy bag. For the adventurous and twisted, an extra and different orifice for sexual activity.
When I found out the prostitute I picked up had a colostomy bag, I paid her an extra $10 to shag her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Hip Hole mug.A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 04, 2013
Get the Jiggling Jim mug.The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.
Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
Get the Ripe Banana Peel Back mug.Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
Get the Pencil Lead mug.When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.
Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.
I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.
I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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