The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.
While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
A ripe smelling bunghole. Typically smelling of picked onions which is a general amalgam created by Gusset Vinegar and Moose Jelly.
Dan: Dude WTF is that smell? Smells like someone just shit a jar of pickled onions.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018
What ya say when ya find out she or he got the dingleberries just before you stick ya dick in their ass.
Ewwwwww baby you nasty. You got demberries.
He bent over to take my engorged fuck knob but I could only shout man dude you got demberries.
He bent over to take my engorged fuck knob but I could only shout man dude you got demberries.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
To drop a Hot, fresh, foul smelling dump, leaving it in the stool, cranking up the shower to full on hot, closing the door and leaving it for the next unfortunate person.
I hear the shower running. Better not be cooking a steamfresh yo.
I walked in on my roommate’s steamfresh. I can still smell it.
I walked in on my roommate’s steamfresh. I can still smell it.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018
Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.
She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.
I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.
I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019