Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When her pooter lips looks like they are all chewed up. Usually caused by vigorous sex, engorgment and beefy lips.
Rachel slippped off her panties and showed me her chewter.
Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.
Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Get the Chewtermug. Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Knuckle Custardmug. The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Get the Smooth, Trim or Full Onmug. Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Captain’s Relishmug. Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009
Get the Faux Analmug. I keep a tube of slip dip in the nightstand so I don’t have to dry crack Rachel every night.
I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Slip Dipmug. Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Deep Hangermug.