The gusset if my jock strap is absolutely soaked with the vinegar drips. Here take a sniff.
What the hell is that smell? Dude is that your balls? Yea I got the vinegar drips. Go shower broooohhh.
Rachel prefers that I not have the vinegar drips when she teabags me.
What the hell is that smell? Dude is that your balls? Yea I got the vinegar drips. Go shower broooohhh.
Rachel prefers that I not have the vinegar drips when she teabags me.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.
Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
The Hope Pinch is the extra, self-tightening of the anal sphincter when suffering from a severe case of diarrhea. The o-ring is pinched much tighter than usual in hope that one doesn't not accidentally shart or shat themself. The Hope Pinch is most commonly deployed when one battling severe squirts finds themself, or is required to be, a less than comfortable distance from the nearest restroom.
Gary had been suffering frome severe diarrhea for several days. Finding himself on the brink of dehydration, he needed Gatorade. Having no choice, he did a Hope Pinch and headed to the grocery store. Unfortunately as he pulled into the parking lot, all Hope was lost and Gary had the warmest, wettest assplosion yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2014
I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017