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Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Spritzing

A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.
Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
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Shit Skittles

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.
Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Duggarnaut

A state of extreme, chaotic dysfunction when reality turns to insanity and disbelief as a result of dirty secrets coming to light.
When I finally told my mom that Uncle Frank and been slipping me the finger during sleepovers at his house, it unleashed a Duggarnaut of family chaos that that no one had seen since my brother's return from Catholic summer camp with an anal fissure.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Dilharmonic

When a girl must play and listen to music while masturbating with a dildo or vibrator. Usually to muffle the sounds of her agonizing pleasure but may simply be for her love of music.
Can’t wait to get home today and enjoy a little dilharmonic.

What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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