Marble Juggler

A dude that is constantly touching and fondling his balls and man sack outwardly over the pants or shorts. May be done for pleasure or simply out of boredom. The hallmark of a marble juggler is their juggling act is done in public settings with little regard for creating a spectacle of themselves.
Dude I don't know what the deal is with that new janitor at school. That guy should be in the circus cause he is a real marble juggler. Just watch him. Always given em a tug.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2016
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Sock Flop

Post ejaculation into a condom aka sock, one slides it off the still engorged member and flops the saggy, wet condom upside the head of their partner. May be delivered in repeated in repetitive , back and forth flops against both sides of their face if desired.
I sock flopped Rachel real good last night. I had a full nut so it was wet smackin.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Jerk Circus

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.
How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2009
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Arranging the Drapes

The pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.
Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Squirrel Tuck

When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.
I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2018
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Filling Station

A Filling Station is a slang term used to reference a willing male or female concubine or sex slave. Filling Stations are also known as a cum dump. Filling Stations may serve one master or may be shared among several. They may also be shared during group sex and orgies and service multiple participants.
Tonya was looking forward to the orgy she was attending on the weekend. She enjoyed playing a submissive role and being the sex group's Filling Station.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014
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Stainless Steel Sink

A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2009
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