Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Knuckle Crust

Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.

Is that dried skin on your fingers?

Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.

That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2017

Underwater Apple Bobbing

The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.

Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

Pussy Portico

When the mons pubis is so fat and flabby that it over hangs the top of the outer labia.

John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009

Mole Farming

Anal sex with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel.

Dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Uncle Jimmy Fingers

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Penicular Homicide

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Chin Zest

The ripe smell of your bum hole left on your girls chin.

When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.

I went to kiss Dana after she slobbered up my balls real good but that chin zest was too much.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017