I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.
All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.
All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
A small, tight pussy. The perfect vagina. Considered the gold star of all snatches. When you hook up and find a small snatch with a random, it’s nirvana.
Rachel has the perfect small snatch.
I hooked up with two girls last night at the party. One had beef curtains was was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But the other one braaaaaahhhh had a small snatch. It was a tight entry but after that it was like a glove.
I hooked up with two girls last night at the party. One had beef curtains was was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But the other one braaaaaahhhh had a small snatch. It was a tight entry but after that it was like a glove.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.
My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018
When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.
Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
I’m horny. I’ll be in my room wanking and poppin’ wad.
This shower tub has cum everywhere. Who was in here poppin’ wad.
This shower tub has cum everywhere. Who was in here poppin’ wad.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 10, 2018
I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018