Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.
Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.
Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.
Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
Get the Sirloin Nipsmug. When your girl sucks them balls and ball sack real good. Mouthing them up all slick and wet. Licking that chicken skin while she gives you a nice handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
Get the Chicken Skin Dinnermug. A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
Get the Thin Jimmymug. Carl always does a lady tuck in the shower after the game.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
Get the Lady Tuckmug. The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
Get the Throat Matmug. A beautifully skin tone blended and bleached balloon knot. No brown round. Perfectly blended and of porn star quality.
The Anus.
The Anus.
Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
Get the Pink Knotmug. A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.
The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the French Blossommug.