Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Pump Vein
Pump Vein
I skipped class today and stayed in my room and watched porn and pumped vein.
I picked up that slut at the club last night. Went to her house and had to pump vein.
I was watching the milf next door wash her car. Made me drop my pants and pump vein.
I skipped class today and stayed in my room and watched porn and pumped vein.
I picked up that slut at the club last night. Went to her house and had to pump vein.
I was watching the milf next door wash her car. Made me drop my pants and pump vein.
Pump Vein by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Ass-Crackery
This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.
Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.
Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.
Ass-Crackery by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Hip Hole
The stoma opening for a colostomy bag. For the adventurous and twisted, an extra and different orifice for sexual activity.
When I found out the prostitute I picked up had a colostomy bag, I paid her an extra $10 to shag her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
Hip Hole by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Butter Stump
I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.
We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
Butter Stump by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Peen Pal
Your go person for non-committed sexual activity and gratification. A peen pal is always there when ya need to bust da nut.
Rachel has been my peen pal for years. She’s always DTF when I neeed a nut.
She totally said no to a relationship but said she’s down to be my peen pal.
She totally said no to a relationship but said she’s down to be my peen pal.
Peen Pal by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Sackdruff
When your ballsack is chaffing off skin into the gusset of your underwear. Usually a result of very dry, unmoist skin or plain old filth from a lack of hygiene.
This dry winter air is hell on even my nut sack. I got the worst sackdruff. It was like a mini-blizzard when I dropped my drawers last night.
I haven’t showered for three weeks now. My scrot is so nasty it’s got sackdruff.
I haven’t showered for three weeks now. My scrot is so nasty it’s got sackdruff.
Sackdruff by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Strokin’ Deuce
Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
Strokin’ Deuce by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018