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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.
Dry Mop by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Mustard Gut 

Bad case of the shits.
Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.
Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

Pipe Dribble 

When a male fails to adequately fully drain a piss and cuts short and ends up inadvertently releasing a notable dribble of piss onto his pant leg or around the gusset of his pants. Generally happens when in a hurry.
Stan was late for his meeting after he dropped in the men's room to piss and ended up with pipe dribble after cutting it short.

Full Pantry 

When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.
I don't know how Brenda can walk. She's always DTF and has a full pantry.

Tubber Rubber 

A prostitute, a homeless street whore or a meth mouthed meth whore, willing to provide $20 hand jobs for food and/or drug money.
Roger drove through the hood on his way home from work and picked up a prostitute who graciously slapped his man meat around when he asked for a Tubber Rubber.

Tug Knot 

A long awaited, busted load of jizz that takes forever to rub out.
Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.
Tug Knot by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016