Dutch Fluff n’ Fan

When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.

Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.

Hold your breath and surprise your partner.

I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 09, 2018

Glazed Up

Leaving ya girl cum covered or cum filled.

Yo brooohh. Where's Manda?
She's in the bathroom Yo! Just did the nasty and she's a little Glazed Up.
You da man braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Norwegian Salmon Fishing

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.

Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018

Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017

Tittlets

A hot chick with itty, bitty titties. A flat chested wonder. Girl’s got a chest like a 14 year old boy. Smaller than an A cupper. No bra required.

Your girl Rachel, is she an A cup braaaaaahhh??? No brooohhhh. She’s got them tittlets.

That waitress is so hot. Yea but she got them tittlets.

Are you dating a 14 year old boy or does your girl just got the tittlets? Tittlets!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018