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Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
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Gopher Hole

The anus. The rectum. The o ring. The bunghole.
She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.

Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.

I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.
Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014
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Grub Hole

An individual’s mouth. The cake hole. The pie hole.
I need to fill my grub hole now. I’m starving.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
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Puff Puss

A flabby, meaty pussy. Hallmarked by meaty beef curtains.
Love eating a puff puss. So wet!
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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