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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Grandma's Rose Garden 

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.
Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

Grunt Fruit 

Shit aka turds. Feces/Defecation.
I'll be right back. Need to replenish the bowl full of grunt fruit.
Grunt Fruit by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Hatch One 

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
Hatch One by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Spicer Tannins 

Complete oral diarrhea spewed constantly to no end. Generally leaves a bitter taste on anyone's palette.
Did you read this email from the communications department? Just more top level spicer tannins.
Spicer Tannins by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Coach Milo 

That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.
Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.

Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.

Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
Coach Milo by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Lemon Rim 

Licking someone's booty hole before checking for cleanliness leaving your lips and mouth puckered like you just sucked a lemon. That booty is just a little too tangy.
Dan had dreamed of one day eating his cousin's ass. When that day finally came at the family reunion, he dove in that booty only to get lemon rimmed.
Lemon Rim by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.
Afghan Handy by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017