When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
The creamy amalgam of sperm and smegma. Formulated when a dude with a filthy, dick cheese riddle penis beats off and nuts all over his knob and froths it together.
My roommate left is nasty as cum rag on the couch. It was covered in dried spergma.
I really need to wash my glans more often. This smegma really makes a lot of spergma when I rub one out.
I really need to wash my glans more often. This smegma really makes a lot of spergma when I rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017
The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017