Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Butter Wick

A post sex, post ejaculation, flaacid, sexual juice covered penis.

She was still horny so she went down and and got my butter wick all stiff again.

I didn’t wipe off my butter wick real good and the bellend stuck to my fly.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2018

Snipples

Extremely sensitive nipples.

When I'm ragging, I get snipples.

When I'm horny, I get snipples.

Please pull my snipples as you do me like a dog.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.

I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Meat Hanging

When multiple males of all ages and sizes purposely and for extended periods of time stand and walk around naked in a gym locker room or other public bathing and changing facility.

Dan joined the local gym and enjoyed his first workout until he went to shower in the locker room and observed all the Meat Hanging.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Wetacular

When you achieve the required level of vaginal wetness and moistness to perform loving acts of penetration. Vaginal wetness that is beautiful in a dramatic and eye-catching way.

Carl was ready to smash on Brenda. She was absolutely wetacular from all the foreplay. Entry was just blissful.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018