Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pack the Wound

Vaginal sex. See also hatchet wound.

I’m headed home. Rachel is begging me to pack the wound tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

Baby Satchel

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

I shave my baby satchel.

She drained every drop from my baby satchel.

It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Tandoori Splatz

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Busta Vein

To bust a nut. Blow ya load. Jizz. Cum.

Rachel sucked me so good she made me busta vein.

I was balls deep in her booty and I busta vein.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Extra Cheesy Taco

A smelly, dirty pussy that needs a good douche.

After that gang bang last night, my thighs were stuck together and I got an extra cheesy taco.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Beef Poppers

Fat, heavy hanging testicles.

I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.

I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018