by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
The perfect combination of foreplay, sex acts and post coital affection giving way to complete sexual gratification.
I just left Rachel's house. She's still basking and savoring last night as she's drilled to perfection.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Found in most gyms in Florida. A Grampy's Work Out consists of two sets of 10 on any machine followed by sitting and drinking coffee with other over 60's. Highly effective and life altering.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2015
Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.
The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.
The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.
Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015