Elizabeatin’ Collar

When you harness up your old lady with an Elizabethan Collar around her neck and host a multi-male bukkake session and fill that cone to the rim.

We will be doing an Elizabeatin’ Collar on Rachel during this year’s super bowl half time. There’ll be 20’of is so should fill ‘er up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Pork Bait

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Trim the Lawn

To groom, trim and tidy up the hair in one’s pubic or anal region.

Rachel needs to trim the lawn. It’s looking a bit bushy down there.

I’ll trim the lawn tonight before we go out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Beef n’ Chedder

A dude with a big penis and lots of money.

She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Dunk Nuggets

Stuffing the testicles into the vagina during sexual intercourse. Requires a very skilled hand, or the help of a third party and an accommodating vagina.

Rachel was really wet and loose so I decided to give her the dunk nuggets. Thanks to the help of her sister, with a push of a finger, both nuts popped right in.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Head Popping

Repeatedly inserting the head, and only the head, of the penis in and out of the anal or vaginal opening.

I was head popping Rachel’s little brown donut last night.

I can make Rachel cum by head popping her tight pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 02, 2018