Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Sugar Glaze
The post coital amalgam of pussy juice/squirt and semen glazing and glistening on the penis. Becomes sticky and tacky over time. Best enjoyed quickly then wiped clean or removed orally by a skilled and loving partner.
Rachel is a human fountain the way she squirts. Needless to say I was covered in sugar glaze last night. But she gave me a lip bath and cleared it up.
Sugar Glaze by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
Summer Pudding
Summer Pudding by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Shagarrhea
I had my hand down her pants and was knuckle deep hearing the words “Give it go me” when all of the sudden it was shagarrhea time.
Shagarrhea by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Ol’ Cheese Slap
A particularly wicked hand to body part slap that has some wicked stank on it and leaves a stinging hand print.
Devon’s mouth had been talking shit all night long. Having heard all he could take, Tyreese walked over and gave Devon the ol’ cheese slap leaving a notable mark across his left cheek. Devon’s mouth was shut the remainder of the night.
Ol’ Cheese Slap by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Beef Twerp
I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
Beef Twerp by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Bean Burrito
She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
Bean Burrito by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Asian Green Tea
When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.
Asian Green Tea by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019