Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bone In Filet

A nice, tight little ass on a male or female (depending upon your preference) that is primed and aching for attention, arched up in the air and ready for exploriation and penetration. Alternatively, for non-beef fans, Bone In Ham is a Slang Substitute

Roger: How as your day yesterday?
Carl: Long day at the office but a sweet surprise when I got home.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Walked in the door and Tonya was in the middle of the room sporting a Bone In Filet.
Roger: And?
Carl: I split dat ass! She thought I was Torting her. But as always, I gave her a Butler's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Tugster

A male that masturbates chronically. Usually doesn’t work. Had a porn addiction. Lives at home with parents and just tugs himself off all day.

He is such a tugster.

My uncle is a tugster. He was never the same after his stint in prison.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Star Gazing

Star Gazing is a fetish activity associated with a male or female that enjoys anal admiration whereby the visual sight of another's anus aka starfish is highly sexually arousing. Star Gazing may be performed in any manner but is typically performed when a male or female is laying on their back and another naked male or female, squats over the person's face giving them an organic spread o of the ass cheeks and exposing their tangy leather donut. This act may be performed by more than one squatter. If so, that is referred to as Star Gazing the Galaxy. Star Gazing may be a precursor to other form's of anal play and anal sex.

Roger met his new neighbor at the pool. He couldn't help but admire her polished and buff ass. He struck up a conversation about fetishes and ended up inviting her over for a little Star Gazing after she admitted to her own propensity for serving up a little brown round.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Tangy Ring Juice

The delicious amalgam that forms around the anus during extended periods of analingus. Also known as Booty Juice. Considered a delicacy to the anal connoisseur.

Stan was a Mud Packer and enjoyed nothing more than eating out a nice Brown Round and savoring that Tangy Ring Juice.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Better Off Flat

Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.

Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015

Rachel's Rumblies

A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.

The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.

The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.

Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Corn Poker

While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.

Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.

Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2017