Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.
Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.
This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.
This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018
An adobe pancake is performed after consuming high fiber organic foods and must take place in sunny, warm weather. To create, a women or man, lies in the sun on their back. The woman's or man's partner then squats over their stomach and defecates a full bowel release. Upon excretion, the feces is patted to a flat, one inch consistency with the hands or simply by patting it down with the provider's ass. The adobe pancake begins to form as the feces dries and hardens in the sun. Then end results is a solid, durable, material. Adobe pancakes are achieved with best results when performed on vacation in the Middle East, North Africa, South America, Southwestern North America, and in Spain.
After a day of sight seeing in southern New Mexico, John and Cindy returned to their sunny resort side pool. Inspired by the adobe architecture of the dessert southwest, John dropped trousers by the pool and dumped a load on Cindy's stomach where he patted it down and it eventually cured to a delightful Adobe Pancake in the hot desert sun.
by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2009
Complete oral diarrhea spewed constantly to no end. Generally leaves a bitter taste on anyone's palette.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
That wonderful scarlet tinted color of the anal sphincter created after a spirited round of anal sex or anal fisting. Typically requires gaping for the true ambiance of the red ring to come through.
Rachel was left in bed with her ass up sporting a beautiful red ring after Carl left her satisfied and gaping.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017