When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.
I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.
She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
That delightful little spot that's just pure heaven on earth, the bunghole, asshole, mud button or for that traditionalists, the anus.
Dawn loved some occasional ass play with her boyfriend. She loves offering up her Dirt Cellar for a little oral and penetrative play.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2015
An ass pirate. One who enjoys a little pillaging anal sex. See also ass wrangler, anal spelunker, rump ranger.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
When a male glides his penis back and forth between the arse cheeks of his partner. Never having anal penetration. But busts a nut from pure booty friction. May be performed lubed or dry.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018