Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.

Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018

Deep Nut

A nut busted so hard and so thick you have none left.

Rachel made me deep nut last night from milking my prostate.

My sack is empty after that deep nut. Broke a sweat with that one.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018

Dry Crack

To have anal sex without any lubricant.

Jordan loves anal sex and prefers to dry crack his girlfriend rather than lube up before entry.

by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009

Pulled Beef

The male penis, post ejaculation, in the refractory period. Often a flaccid or semi-flaccid state.

After a marathon wanking session, Jeremy laid back and admired the shrimp paste on his Pulled Beef.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017

Buttered Up

Well lubricated for sex or masturbation.

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017