Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Sir Wanksalot 

A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.

Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.

My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.

Sir Wanksalot by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Whisker Kisses 

When a girl with a full on pubic bush gyrates her pussy all around your face gently stroking your cheeks, nose and chin with her pubes and leaving scents of her hot, fresh aromas for you to savor.

I love whisker kisses from a chick with a 70s style bush.

Grandpas face smelled a little like puss when I hugged him today. I think gammy may have been whisker kissing him earlier.

Whisker Kisses by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Grundle Grime 

Grundle Grime is that greasy, cheesy smelling amalgam of sweat that forms in and around the Grundle area located between the ballsack and anus. May lay dormant and is activated by a scratch or pick of the area and typically transfers to the fingers leavibg a vile, revolting odor.

My fingers smell like grundle grime.

My grundle is so sweaty. I fear to touch it for the grundle grime is intense.

Grundle Grime by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Bung Mustard 

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.

Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!

Bung Mustard by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Puff Puss 

A flabby, meaty pussy. Hallmarked by meaty beef curtains.

Love eating a puff puss. So wet!

Puff Puss by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Fart Drops 

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.

Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.

Fart Drops by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Fisturbator 

An individual that sexually gratifies themselves by self-fisting their own ass. May or may not be performed with a simultaneous wank of the genitals.

Wanking became too mundane for Carl so he turned into a fisturbator to get himself off.

Fisturbator by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017