1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.
2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.
Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
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Get the Chubbation mug.When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.
This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.
This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.
It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.
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My hole needs a servicer tonight.
I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.
Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.
My hole needs a servicer tonight.
I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.
Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.
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Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.
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Let Rachel suck your dick braaaaahhh. She's a pelican throat.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
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