Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Throat Mat

The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.

I laid a hot load on her throat mat and she gobbled it up.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

Boston Bottom

One cum filled, heavily dripping, cream pied anus. Gang bang deposits a plus.

I gave Rachel an old fashioned Boston Bottom last night.

We pulled a train on Pati last night. She passed out with a Boston Bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Colonnaise

The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.

Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.

I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.

I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Date Gape

Is a continued feeling of orifice openness that occurs after having a date with a partner involving willing and consensual anal or vaginal sex. Date Gape is the desirable feeling that one's arse or vagina is still open, throbbing and gaping after having ass wrecking and vajayjay pounding sex leaving one wide open and filled with pleasure. Date Gape can last up to 24-48 hours post coital activity.

After a wonderful evening out with her blind date, Tonya invited Blair back to her apartment. After some friendly foreplay, they went to the bedroom and engaged in several hours of anal and vaginal sex. Blair later went home and left Tonya in a euphoric state with Date Gape.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2015

Onion Sak

A hot, sweaty, smelly scrotum. Smells of pickeled onions and ripe cheese.

My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.

I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.

Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.

by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017

Porcelain Drips

Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.

Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017