When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
To provide oral servicing to the vagina or the anus otherwise known as cunnilingus and analingus. Tongue Rides can be provided by male or female and are very wet and satisfying for both the giver and receiver.
Rob's girlfriend Mary couldn't wait to get home after a long day at work. She was wet, moist and ready for Rob to give her the Tongue Ride she had been thinking about all day.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014
When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018
When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.
I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.
The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.
It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017