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Crackle Rag

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.
My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
mugGet the Crackle Ragmug.

Bag Wool

Brooohhh you need shave your sack. You could braid that bag wool.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
mugGet the Bag Woolmug.

Farm Fresh Breakfast

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018
mugGet the Farm Fresh Breakfastmug.

Plow Hand

Deep anal fisting and gaping. Typically to the mid-forearm.
I plow handed Rachel last night. You should have seen her gaping. ass.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
mugGet the Plow Handmug.

Sochi Stink

The Sochi Stink is the ripe, pungent emission of foul, human body odor of athletes and visitors at the Sochi Olympic Games. The Sochi Stink is developed over the course of up to 17 days (the length of the Olympic Games) and directly from the refusal to take a shower or bath in the hotels in the Russian city of Sochi during the 2014 Winter Olympic games due to the Russian Government's deployment of hidden cameras to monitor and watch activities in hotel showers.

Deployment of the Russian shower cameras at the 2014 Sochi Olympics was inadvertently disclosed when Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak was asked about conditions in hotels and the lack of water, the subjects of ongoing media criticism.
US Team Coach: Already everybody, great practice today. Let's hit the showers.
US Team Captain: F*** that! The Russians are watching the hotel showers on camera!
US Team Coach: Really? What are we going to do about bathing after practice and the competitions?
Us Team Captain: Nothing. We will just have to live with the Sochi Stink till we get stateside after the games.
US Teach Coach: Should be a ripe flight home!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
mugGet the Sochi Stinkmug.

Dong Jaw

When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.
Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.

If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
mugGet the Dong Jawmug.

Lathered Sack

A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.

May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.

She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
mugGet the Lathered Sackmug.

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