Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018
Get the Farm Fresh Breakfastmug. by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Plow Handmug. The Sochi Stink is the ripe, pungent emission of foul, human body odor of athletes and visitors at the Sochi Olympic Games. The Sochi Stink is developed over the course of up to 17 days (the length of the Olympic Games) and directly from the refusal to take a shower or bath in the hotels in the Russian city of Sochi during the 2014 Winter Olympic games due to the Russian Government's deployment of hidden cameras to monitor and watch activities in hotel showers.
Deployment of the Russian shower cameras at the 2014 Sochi Olympics was inadvertently disclosed when Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak was asked about conditions in hotels and the lack of water, the subjects of ongoing media criticism.
Deployment of the Russian shower cameras at the 2014 Sochi Olympics was inadvertently disclosed when Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak was asked about conditions in hotels and the lack of water, the subjects of ongoing media criticism.
US Team Coach: Already everybody, great practice today. Let's hit the showers.
US Team Captain: F*** that! The Russians are watching the hotel showers on camera!
US Team Coach: Really? What are we going to do about bathing after practice and the competitions?
Us Team Captain: Nothing. We will just have to live with the Sochi Stink till we get stateside after the games.
US Teach Coach: Should be a ripe flight home!
US Team Captain: F*** that! The Russians are watching the hotel showers on camera!
US Team Coach: Really? What are we going to do about bathing after practice and the competitions?
Us Team Captain: Nothing. We will just have to live with the Sochi Stink till we get stateside after the games.
US Teach Coach: Should be a ripe flight home!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Get the Sochi Stinkmug. Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.
If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Dong Jawmug. A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.
May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.
She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
Get the Lathered Sackmug. In medically supervised transgender therapy, the stage in which a male to female transition hormone therapy enables noticeable A Cup size breast development. This gives the first opportunity for the individual in transition the ability to show off and share their real breasts and is considered to be a transition milestone.
While his treatments have just begun, Bruce's hormone therapy will allow him to start A Cupping in the near future.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the A Cuppingmug. When your balls and ball sack are hot, sticky and sweaty from summer heat and humidity. The sack, especially shorn scrots, cling and stretch to the inner thighs.
I’m glad winter is about done but I’m not looking forward to the chaffing I get from having summa ballz.
I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.
She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.
I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.
She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Summa Ballzmug.