Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.
Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.
Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.
Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.
The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.
My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.
My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.
Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015
A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.
Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.
That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
Reference to both Penis & Pussy. A favorite of bisexuals and those that like the best of both worlds.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2018
When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018