Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

French Flea Market 

A group of five or more, disease ridden, toothless prostitutes working the same street corner.

Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.

French Flea Market by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018

Unclelingus 

When you sleep over at your cousin’s house and wake up during the night to find your uncle performing cunnilingus on you.

I feel so dirty this morning. A little unclelingus will do it every time.

Unclelingus by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2018

Boppin’ Up 

Giving head. Sucking the D.

Rachel was boppin’ up on me last night like a fat kid eatin’ cake. Made be bust a heavy nut all down that neck.

Boppin’ Up by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018

Quivering Love Pudding 

A sloppy, wet pussy ready for a few hours of non-stop dicking.

Her quivering love pudding was tight as a glove so I drove it full of D till she passed out.

Quivering Love Pudding by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018

Steamy Crumpet 

A hot, fresh, juicy turd.

Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.

I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.

This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?

Steamy Crumpet by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018

Nippy Toe 

When you tip toe quietly sneaking up behind your girl and your reach around and give both her nipples a pinch and a tweek yelling Nippy Toe at the same time.

Also works on moms, grandmas, aunts and female cousins if you are into that.

Roger snuck up on Rachel and gave her a Nippy Toe. He tweeked them nips so good he made em hard.

Nippy Toe by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018

Meat Points 

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.

The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.

Meat Points by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018