by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2009
Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:
1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.
Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.
I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.
Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 09, 2015