Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Poon Jaw 

That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.

I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.

I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.

Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.

Poon Jaw by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Robe Up

Slipping on a condom. Sheathing up the penis.

I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.

I always robe up when I do a prostitute.

I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.

Robe Up by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Pure Wipe 

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

Pure Wipe by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Bent Chow 

Eating ass. Get ya face all up in dat ass. Lappin dat booty juice like a dog eatin peanut butter.

Get them panties off. Time for some bent chow.

She was nekky on all fours so had some bent chow.

Bent Chow by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Drop Vein 

Fucking. Dropping that D good in that pussy, ass or both.

Imma drop vein at Rachel’s tonight.

She bent over in a towel so I dropped vein right then and there.

Drop Vein by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Scrub Job 

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

Scrub Job by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Crab Bag 

A filthy, crab riddled pussy. Usually one belonging to a nasty crack whore, prostitute or just your average leg spreading slut.

I banged Shelly last night. No way dude. You better get to the doctor now. She’s a crab bag. Shit!

Crab Bag by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018