Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cock Hopping Ho

An all around cock craving, cum loving slut. Spends most of her life on her back and on her knees. Has frequent and multiple partners.

Don: Hey Bruce. What can you tell me about Rhonda in accounting?

Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.

Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.

The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.

by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018

Missile Dick

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Taste the Babies

A gentlemanly way to announce your about to bust your nut in her hungry mouth.

Carl grabbed the back of her head and yelled Taste the babies bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 5, 2017

Bro Chub

When your bro is taking about sex with his girl and you work up a chub thinking about it.

Dude you gotta stop talking about Ashleigh. Your giving me a bro chub.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Gravy Plunger

A scat related sexual activity between two individuals of any sex. One of the individuals must be in a pre-state of having explosive diarrhea. Upon that individual, the other performs a rigorous act of either anal fingering, fisting or pegging creating a plunger like effect within the bowels. Immediately upon withdrawing, the individual expels a massive assplosion to the delight and satisfaction of both.

Frank's girlfriend was feeling a little rumble in her bowels. She wasn't sure if it was from Rachel's Rumblies or if she was about to have a case of the Savory Squirts from the what now seemed to be the off fish tacos she had earlier in the day. Not wanting to miss a good chance for some scat play, Frank gave her a good old fashioned Gravy Plunger and fisted her up until he pulled out and she blew shit like a rooster tail all over the bathroom.

by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015

Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009