Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

U.S. Crapital

A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.

Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Sheet Butter

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.

Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Gammy Tits

Extremely saggy, thin tits on a younger female. The kind expected on one’s gammy or other geriatric female. Resemble baseballs hanging down in tube socks.

Sabby is smokin hot but she got the gammy tits Braaaahhh. She took that bra off and bam down to her waist they fell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

Dumpling Steamer

When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.

Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018