When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.
Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Oral sex of the penis performed by a toothless individual. Such persons Mike include an old woman or a toothless prostitute.
The old lady I met at the grocery store followed me back home and gave me a gum hum.
That toothless meth whore gum hums really good for $5.
That toothless meth whore gum hums really good for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
I was pumping that shit hard but my dick slipped out and I popped her backtang.
She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
I was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed.
Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.
You need to smooth out your scruff puff.
Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.
You need to smooth out your scruff puff.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017
A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2015