Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Butler's Wipe

A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.

Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Ass Hornet

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.

I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Waxed Bean

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.

I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Squeeze Soup

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.

I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018

Grease Bubbles

Extremely wet sounding flatulence. Makes a gurgle sound upon release. May, but not always, be accompanied by some fecal release.

Oh broooohh I am so hung over. I just shat myself. Got the grease bubbles today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017