Whore's Breath

The state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife's or girlfriend's mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of analingus and oral sex on you and gobble your load of semen. She will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, sexual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.

Donna: Did you like that baby when I gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018

Grub Digging

Anal sex with a dirty, smelly, unclean partner. Typically a vagrant or homeless person.

I need to go home and shower. I did a little grub digging with that homeless lady and frankly, I can’t get the remnants or the stink off just with a whore’s bath.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Sloppin’ Ham

Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.

Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.

Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.

I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018

Bust n’ Crust

When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.

I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018

Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Red Eyed Cowgirl

When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.

Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.

by Eaton Holgoode November 08, 2018