Where's grandpa?
Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.
I'm going to throw up.
Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.
I'm going to throw up.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
An all around cock craving, cum loving slut. Spends most of her life on her back and on her knees. Has frequent and multiple partners.
Don: Hey Bruce. What can you tell me about Rhonda in accounting?
Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.
Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.
Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.
Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
A pussy that snaps back nice and tight no matter how many times it’s used and abused. It’s the gold star of poon.
Thanks to Rachel’s amazing bungee box, everyone in the train at her birthday gang bang got to experience that tight little snatch.
Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.
After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.
Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.
After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.
All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.
All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018