Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Panty Bangs 

When her pube patch is so big, so thick and bushy that the hairs hang out over the top of the panties like some straight-across bangs.

I knew she was hirsute when she lifted up her shirt and all I could see were matted panty bangs.

Panty Bangs by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Mac-Fingers

The perfect combination of 2-3 fingers performing a vigorous finger bang action on your girl creating the glorious sounds of her moaning and the stirring of a bowl of warm mac-n-cheese.

I had my Mac-fingers going last night with Rachel on the couch.

The sounds of my Mac-fingers last night made me hungry.

Mac-Fingers by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Birthin’ Hips 

Reference to a chick with a wide pelvis thought to be ideal for spitting out babies.

My girl’s got them birthin’ hips. She gonna be spitting out kids as soon as we ties the knot.

Birthin’ Hips by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Vagidictorian 

A dude with the schlong so big pounds the top of the female cervix.

Roger is a vagidictorian. He beats my guts so hard my cervix is sore.

Vagidictorian by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Netfinger 

Finger banging your girl’s wet pussy so much during hours of watching Netflix that she prunes up the skin on your finger(s).

Our night of Netflix and chill resulted in a bad case of netfinger.

Netfinger by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Bean Pouch 

The male scrotum.

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.

Bean Pouch by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Steak Sandwhich 

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.

Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.

Steak Sandwhich by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019