Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Bop the Mouse
I like to watch porn and bop the mouse.
I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.
My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.
My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.
I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.
I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.
My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.
My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.
I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.
Bop the Mouse by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Soft Jimmy
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
Soft Jimmy by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Stiff Rich
I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.
Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.
I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.
I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
Stiff Rich by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Perkems
This gym is full of perkems tonight. I can’t concentrate.
My girlfriend is always sporting perkems.
Have you noticed my sister has some great perkems.
My uncle is always trying to cop a feel of my perkems.
My girlfriend is always sporting perkems.
Have you noticed my sister has some great perkems.
My uncle is always trying to cop a feel of my perkems.
Perkems by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Nippoleon
One who is obsessed with female nipples. Worships the nipple and is mentally and physically aroused by this wonderful, fleshy erogenous zone.
My new boyfriend is a nippoleon. He cannot keep is hands and mouth off my perky nips.
I’m pretty sure my uncle keeps
his AC set at 62 cause he’s a nippoleon. It’s so cold when I’m there and my nips are rock hard.
As a bona fide nippoleon, I can say that the small nipples are truly the most sensitive.
I’m pretty sure my uncle keeps
his AC set at 62 cause he’s a nippoleon. It’s so cold when I’m there and my nips are rock hard.
As a bona fide nippoleon, I can say that the small nipples are truly the most sensitive.
Nippoleon by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Limp Gland
A flaccid, soft penis.
She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
Limp Gland by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Soft Jerk
Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.
I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
Soft Jerk by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018